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06 January 2017

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IT'S PLAYOFF TIME IN TEXAS! My Dallas Cowboys are the number one seed in the NFC and to be quite honest, that terrifies me. I don't know what this says about me as a fan, but every week I sit there with my mouth gaping open as Dak and Zeke so casually move the ball down the field and say, "Wait, are the Cowboys good at football?????" Week after week, it freaks me out. 

Speaking of playoffs, I have some very important Fantasy Football housekeeping information to attend to. Drumroll please....

First, let's recap the VTIM 4th Annual All Girl's Fantasy Football League! BIG CONGRATS 💥💥💥are in order for our 2016 CHAMPION LARISSA! This was only Larissa's second season playing and she absolutely killed it! Her team, anchored by the league leading fantasy beast David Johnson, pulled out the championship win to bring the trophy home! Now, keep in mind this is not an easy league to win because there are 20 (YES, TWENTY!!) people in this league. So, big congrats Larissa, you should be proud of yourself!! 

Also, big shoutout to our second and third place winners who also bring home some cash money! Maddie from It's Von Miller Time took home second place and Olga's Team Rodgers That secured the third place spot!! 

Thanks to everyone who played in my league this year, it was a blast and plan on being back next year for the 5th season of our All Girl's Fantasy Football League!! 

Not to toot my own horn while we're at it, but to go ahead and toot my own horn while we're at it... I won the NFL Fan Style Blogger League! Would you believe I've been playing Fantasy Football for TEN YEARS and this is the first time I've ever won???? Needless to say, I was pretty freaking pumped for that! 

TO CELEBRATE MY VICTORY... How about $100 Gift Card Giveaway to NFL Fan Style?? All you have to do is enter on Instagram by leaving a comment on my latest post and tagging a friend. Want an extra chance to win? I'll also be giving away a second $100 Gift Card over on Dallas Love List this morning, so be sure to enter there, too!  

So, how about a little roll call!?!? Shall we?
Rep your playoff team in the comments below!! 
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08 September 2016

They Let Females Watch Football?!?





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Oh hi. I have red hair now, we can discuss that at a later date because we have more important topics for today. 

Do you smell that? Take a big whiff. 

That is the smell of NFL Football in the air, baby. 

That smell is very palpable over here in Dallas. Actually, that might be the smell of uncertainty in the air, seeing as we are yet again throwing all of our hopes and playoff dreams in the hands of a backup QB thanks to Tony Romo's broken clavicle, wait, no, sorry that was last year back. 

IN DAK WE TRUST! 

Most of you are not Cowboys fans, though. You are Packers fans, Steelers fans, Panthers fans and Broncos fans. You are Browns fans, Giants fans (ugh), Eagles fans (ugh), Redskins fans (ugh) and Lions fans. You ladies who read my blog just for the sports posts are my actual heroes and you are as obsessed with the sport as any guy I've ever met.

With that said, I know y'all will appreciate this story. 

You might have seen that Helene and I got together on Sunday morning to take pictures with each other. We drove all over Dallas, and took turns in front of the camera. It was an absolute delight, and although I so appreciate CB helping me with pictures, I just felt very comfortable and not even a tiny bit self conscious with Helene behind the lens. 

On our very last stop of the day, we headed to a place in Dallas called Trinity Groves which has some of the best skyline views the city has to offer. I had on a cowboys tank top as we walked up the hill to the bridge. 

This guy (I'd use different choice words but we will keep it PG around these parts today) yells at me, "Are the Cowboys so bad this year that they had to hire a GIRL to represent them?

The saddest part, I think this guy was trying to make a light-hearted joke. As I'm sure you guys guessed by now, he joked with the wrong girl. 

Now, I don't wear hoop earrings (ears aren't pierced, pause for reaction) but had I been wearing hoop earrings I would have quietly taken them off, one at a time. I would have then handed my purse and hoop earrings to Helene who was standing next to me. Then I would have taken off my heels and handed those to Helene as well, probably uttering something along the lines of, "Oh hell naw, hold my bag."

But, I wasn't wearing hoop earrings, so I instead replied with, "I think you meant to say, the Cowboys are LUCKY enough to have a girl representing them."

Then I went on to educate this guy...

"Sir, I'm not sure if you are aware but several NFL teams have hired FULL-TIME FEMALE COACHES. Oh, and did you not hear about the Female Referee in the league?!? NHL too, they have a full-time female coach. So yes, the Cowboys are SO BAD that they have a female representing them." 

I then threw him over the bridge. JK JK JK JK. 

His wife gave me a silent, "You go girl" nod and as we walked away Helene told me I had handled that perfectly. 

How could anyone, in this day and age, not understand that FEMALES love the game just as much as their male counterparts?!? The NFL sees that, which is why I'm so honored to be part of the first NFL Fan Style (all female, duh) Blogger Fantasy League. 

So, my football and fantasy football loving ladies, get that roster set before kickoff of tonight's Super Bowl rematch between the Broncos and the Panthers. 

....A Few "Quick Hits" to know for tonight's game...

1. Trevor Siemian will be starting as Denver's QB. He has never thrown a pass in the NFL before and he will be facing one of the very best defenses in the league. 

YIKES! 

2. Cam Newton, last year's league MVP is not heavily favored to be this year's MVP. This is a bit of a slap in the face to a QB in his prime, so we will see how he addresses that on the field. 

3. Tonight's matchup, if I had to guess, will be a defensive showdown. If you have Denver or Carolina defense, START EM!

4. Tag #GAMEDAYVIBES on Instagram so we can all link up our FEMALE Football Pics! 



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30 August 2016

Tips and Strategy for Nailing Your Fantasy Football Draft

I've been playing Fantasy Football for about 12 years now, and I'd like to hope I've picked up a tip or two about the tips and strategy it takes to nail your Fantasy Football Draft. For some very odd reason I've decided to play in FOUR (woof) Fantasy Football leagues this year. I have my last and final draft this evening, and if you include the three mock drafts I did, this will be my 7th time drafting this season. One live, in-person draft, the rest online. I don't work for the ESPN Fantasy staff or anything, but I like to think I have a solid strategy for nailing a fantasy football draft. 

Fantasy Football Draft Strategy


Fantasy Football Draft Tips



The leagues I'm in are all quite different, one is the NFL Fan Style Blogger Leauge  I told you about already, CB's all guy league, then there is my Mom's league that includes my 90 year old Grandmother who, bless her heart, took Dallas Cowboys' Kicker Dan Bailey in round two of the draft. Now, ok yes, if you want to take a jab at the Cowboys, Dan Bailey was technically our best player last year, he certainly put more points on the board than anyone else. That doesn't mean you take him anywhere before the very last pick. 
Fantasy Football Draft Help For Girls


Say it with me.... KICKER = LAST PICK. 

Let's say it 4 or 5 more times, just for emphasis. Kinda like writing, "I will not pass notes in class" 100 times on the blackboard as punishment. 

I will only take a kicker in the last round
I will only take a kicker in the last round
I will only take a kicker in the last round
I will only take a kicker in the last round 
I will only take a kicker in the last round 

We good? 

Why, you ask? Well, the kickers are really all the same. Yes, some kickers are more accurate than others, but they aren't worth giving up an early round Running Back, Wide Receiver or even QB for. There will always be an available kicker on the waiver wire, so don't even stress your pretty little face about a kicker until the end. 
Fantasy Football Draft Strategy

Some may argue with me on this, but I feel very similarly to defenses as I do to kickers. I usually take a defense NO EARLIER THAN THIRD TO LAST ROUND -- this will probably be round 13 or 14 based on league and bench size. 

WHY? I personally like to pick up a new defense each week based on who they are facing. 
For example, last year I tried to pick up whatever defense was playing a terrible offense. I couldn't tell you what Defense I initially drafted, because I had probably dropped them by week 3.




Now that we have that out of the way, let's dig a little deeper. Before you draft, take a look at your league's settings. Find out how many roster spots you have for each position. 

Generally a roster looks like this...

Quarterback 
Running Back
Running Back
Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver
Tight End
FLEX (You get to choose: Running Back or a Wide Receiver)
 Kicker
Defense
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Plus 5 bench spots

There are variations though. Some leagues have fewer Wide Reciever positions. Keep your league's roster spots in mind while drafting. If your league is Wide Receiver heavy, I'd go in focusing on grabbing those guys right off the bat. 

To keep it simple, let's talk about how I break my draft down, round-by-round. 

Round 1
Wide Receiver/ Running Back

Round 2
Wide Receiver/ Running Back

Round 3
Wide Receiver/ Running Back

Round 4
Wide Receiver/ Running Back

Round 5
Wide Receiver/ Running Back

Round 6
Wide Receiver/ Running Back

Round 7
Wide Receiver/ Running Back

Round 8
Quarterback

Round 9
Tight End

Round 10
Best Available

Round 11
Best Available

Round 12
Best Available

Round 13
Best Available / Defense

Round 14
Best Available

Round 14
KICKER





There will be people in your league who jump at Cam Newton and Aaron Rodgers in round one. The best QB's will be gone, and you won't have a chance at them using my strategy... which is OK! I promise, come Round 8, there will still be solid QB options for you that will produce on Game Day. 


What QB to take that late?
Take a chance on one of these guys this year, I bet he will still be there in Round 8

Jameis Winston
Blake Bortles
Andy Dalton





   
 1. If you can get him in Round 2 or Round 3 - Grab Le'von Bell.  
He is only out 3 games, that's no big deal and he is a BEAST.

2.  Take a gamble on Josh Gordon if he is still available in a late round -- 9 or 10. 
Gordon is out 4 games, but has a connection with RG3 that dates back to College Days.

3. I like Greg Olsen in Round 3 or 4 more than I like Gronk in Round 1.
(After those two guys, don't mess with a tight end until Round 9) 

4. In a LATE round, I like to grab the backup to my best Running Back. 
Running backs go down like flies, hoarding his backup on your squad's bench is a solid idea.

5. Print out a depth chart for each team
This allows you to see who the starter (i.e. RB1) and backup (i.e. RB2) is for each NFL team at each position! 


So --- those are my secrets! 
Have any questions? Fire away in the comments, I'll do my best to help! 


P.S. - Don't Forget to use my hashtag #GamedayVibes again this season to link up all of your sports related Instas!! 

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Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016

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22 August 2016

NFL Fan Style x Venus Trapped in Mars

I think I type this exact sentence year after year, but.... FOOTBALL IS SO CLOSE I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT. 

Nothing makes me happier than hitting the sports bar for the Vols game on Saturday, and then morphing into the couch on Sunday for a full day of NFL. 

Days when there's NFL football in London? Well that is just like a day of euphoria. 
Wake up, brew coffee, morph to couch around 8am -- a full 4 hours earlier than usual. 

I think I might have to stop talking about it or else I'll be in trouble for the rest of the day, filled with lust for that first official kickoff to football. Friday night was almost too much for me to take, watching my BOYS in pre-season action! 

Dak Prescott looked pretty darn good, Romo's clavicle and myself are both thrilled about his performance. 

Last year, you might remember I got the coolest opportunity to partner with the Dallas Cowboys and film a video about Female Fan Gameday Rituals. Oddly enough, I still haven't gotten the go ahead to share that video. I'm thinking I might follow up today for the 400th time -- I have no doubt I'm probably annoying them!

Can you blame me though??? I am dying for you guys to see it, mostly because the pups make their cowboys debut in some pretty fresh threads.












I misjudged a little on the size of Veenie's jersey. She was a bit thicker than I realized, perhaps too much gameday queso, like her mama. I'm joking - the dogs do not get people food unless their Grandmom is in town and she sneaks it behind my back.

BUT THIS YEAR.... I have another really cool partnership with NFL Fan Style that I think you're going to dig! This entire NFL season, I'll be one of eight NFL Fan Style Bloggers participating in an NFL Fan Style Fantasy Football League! I think you'll recognize a couple familiar faces participating... like this chick and this chick

Throughout the year, all 8 of us will be sharing exclusive content centered around NFL Fan Style... and mine will of course be ALL ABOUT THEM COWBOYS, BABY -- (as I'm sure you already guessed). 

In other news, this will collectively make 4 total leagues I'm playing in. 
Genius, or idiotic? I'll select genius! One of the leagues has my 90 year old grandma in it, I'm sure she will present the most intense competition I'll see in any of the 4 leagues. 

Our draft is tomorrow, so wish me luck. I'll be spending my evening creating my Draft Toolbox.

Who do you have as your number one pick this year??












Let the games begin! 

Be sure to follow along all season long with me and the other 7 ladies using the hashtag #NFLFanStyle

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12 August 2016

THE 4TH ANNUAL ALL GIRLS FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE



FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

Do you guys have any idea how much I love it when you tweet me asking if I'll be hosting another Fantasy League this year? I adore it. I love that you love this crap as much as I do.

....and to answer everyone's question...YES!!! It's time for the....
4th Annual All Girls Fantasy Football League
| A Few Important Things to Note |

1. The draft will take place at 8pm EST on TUESDAY AUGUST 30, 2016.
Please make sure you are available to draft your team at this time.

2. You are required to update your roster each week.
If at any point, your team goes 3 consecutive weeks without a roster update, you will be disqualified from winning any money. With that said, I of course understand mistakes from week to week, I've made large ones in the past.

3. This is first come first served.
I've already had tons of people inquire about our Fantasy Football league this season, so sign up below. First come first served.

4. This is a giant league, compared to anything you've ever played in before
I set this league up for 20 roster spots, just like last year, so that I can accommodate the maximum number of ladies possible. This makes waivers ridiculously important, so you have to be active if you want to have a fighting chance.

Related: How The Waiver Wire Works in Fantasy Football

5. Come prepared with an A+ Fantasy Football Team Name For 2016
Hey a little self promotion never hurt anyone right??

6. Buy In || Pay Out
Buy In = $20/person
Pay Out= $300 to 1st, $80 to 2nd, $20 to 3rd
All money will be collected through Yahoo upon signup.

7. Strategery || You Might Also Like...
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How I Finally Won A Fantasy Football Game In 5 Easy Steps
A Girl's Guide to Fantasy Football
How To Make Football Even More Fun

Get it? Got it? Good.

...If you want to play in the...
WORLD FAMOUS 4th Annual ALL GIRLS FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAUGE 2016
SIGN UP NOW!

Signups will automatically close when league is full.
If you signed up, be on the lookout for an email on Monday with extra details! 









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29 July 2016

Fantasy Football Team Names For Girls 2016

It's time for my favorite and by far most popular post of the year, the best Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016. I think you will also like the funny Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2015, the best Fantasy Football Team Names 2014, the hilarious Fantasy Football Team Names for girls from 2013, or this awesome list of Fantasy Football Team Names from 2010. Fantasy football starts September 8th, so make sure you host your fantasy football draft by then. 

Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016






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The Best Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016







 
You Run Like a Gurley

Drake's New Favorite Team

Lamar Miller Time

Run DMC, RUN!

Your Team Suggs

New England Reform School

Bros Before Shiancoes

Hustle & Russell

Running Back Lives Matter 

Me and Julio Down By The Endzone

X Marks The Spot

Zeke and Destroy

Zeke Virus

LaQuontom Physics

T.Y Very Much

No Suh For You

Brees Right Bayou

Bortle Kombat 

CAM WOW!

U Deflated Bro?

Pete Carroll's Gum

Saint Happenin

Romo's Clavicle 

The Other A-Rod

Better Call Rawls

Brock O's Modern Life

The Tolbert Report

Fantasy Football Team Names for Girls 2016






  Gurleys Gone Wild

Badonkagronk

Fetty Watt

All Dogs Go To Evans

Eat, Drink and D Murray

Rudolph The Red Zone Reindeer

Let's Hear it for McCoy!

Hippety-Hopkins

That's Amari!

Devonta Wears Prada

Along Came Collie

Doug Free Willy

Stop Flynn The Name of Love

Roddy White and the 7 Dwarfs

You Got a Fast Carr

Shake it Goff

Deflators Gonna Deflate

Huddle Buddies

WALL-Eli

Pitch Burfict 

Fantasy Football Team Names



Don't Give a Tuck

Basic Bitch Brady

Till The Sweat Drop Down My Rawls

Rawls Deep

Two In The Pink, One in the Zeke

Peeping Tomlinson

Devonta Make Out?

Single and Boykin Again

Wilfork For Tickets

AP's Daycare

Jagoffs

Ease it in, Don't Forsett 

Got That Rexual Feeling

Goff-uck Yourself


Fantasy Football Team Names For Girls 2016



Game of Jones

Make AmeriCarr Great Again

Goff Balls

The Gurley Gates

Dude, Where's My Carr?

Montee On My Mind

O'Dell's Kitchen

Rage Against The Vareern

Gronkeytonk

J-Stewie Griffin

OctLatavius Murray

Ted Ginn and Juice

Teach Me How to Dougie Martin

She says she likes my Dougie Martin

Ridley's Believe it Or Not

Marcus MariYoda

Delanie Skywalker

Hillary Tyrodham Clinton

 Barack Obamanu

Yo DJ, That's My DJ

MuriCarr, F YEAH! 

The Tannehills Have Eyes

Teddy Throwsevelt

Good Will Punting

Don Juan Demarco Murray

You Down With ODB?

Bozo The Clowney






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