National I Love National Days Day

I wonder if anyone who invented these ridiculous holidays is somehow benefitting off of them in any way? Was it one person who sat down and was like well let's make September 29th National coffee day, and let's throw in about 48 dog holidays while we're at it. 

Make November 14th National Dog Day 

Make August 5th National Two Dogs Day

Make May 23rd Nationally Puppy Day

Make Feb 2nd National Jack Russell Day (Veenie just happened to be in the office as a guest picker) 

Make July 9th National I Love My Dog Day

---at this point I'm assuming the booze cart arrived in the conference room---

Make December 3rd National I Love My Dog but I Wish He Would Stop Pooping on the Floor Next to the Door and Just Use the Doggie Door Instead Day.....

Make June 7th National I Hate That Cat That Sits in MY Back Yard, All Fat and Judgy, While Mom and Dad Aren't Home To Let Me Outside. I'm Going to Get You Cat. One Day. That is MY Back Yard, You Don't Even Go Here Day (Veenie, again, I'm just guessing tho...)

SO---

Was that one guy or multiple guys? I realize the logical explanation is that someone from each industry (take the coffee industry, for example) started laying dibs on specific days. Then they called up Instagram and Shop Ban.do and were like, "Yo... add coffee on there for Sept 29th." 

If you have a Ban.do planner (so, everyone) then you'll know those ladies never miss a holiday. I kid you not, it says Sept 29th - National Coffee Day. Sure enough, there goes instagram this morning, right on cue. 

Ban.do is telling me that Tuesday the 4th is National Taco Day. 

Now this really starts to bring up the questions for me. 

Is National Taco Day every single year on the 4th? Or is it the first Tuesday in October each year? Wait- I'm just nerd and bored enough to consult my 2015 Ban.do adgenda.... hold please. 

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Ok so, first of all yes, pray for my sanity because I just went and tracked down my old planner. But I'm glad I did because there WAS NO NATIONAL TACO DAY 2015. Whoa. 

Up is East, White is Down. Is my name really Sarah??!??!?!?! 

I know what you're thinking, and yes, I need a life. 

Wait--- GOOGLE WILL KNOW....

Whew. Order has been restored.

So, with that said, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. NATIONAL TACO DAY 2K16 REALLY IS ON TACO TUESDAY. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

HOLY SHIT.