Anytime there is a major holiday coming up that requires a specialty outfit, I always forget to order what I need until the very last minute. By that time it's too late to order online, and I'm left shopping at Party City, scraping through what crap has been picked over by the rest of Dallas. This happened to me on St. Patrick's day and I ended up spending 3x as much to get it shipped to me overnight.
This year, CB and I are going to VA Beach to see my mom for the July 4th week. Since I'll have CB to act and dress totally ridiculous with me, I thought I'd start my holiday shopping now, rather than waiting until there is nothing cool left over.
I started browsing Amazon and quickly realized how awesome everything I saw was, and how you guys must have it too or you will die. I've rounded up my favorites for your July 4th 2k16 BASH! Order now, while everything is on prime, while everything is cheap and before it's too late!
Just a little reminder- if you wait too long, those items that have free prime shipping go *poof* and disappears. Happened to me on St. Pats.
Shut up and take my money.
Well that's just a lovely scarf...
Own it. Love it. Recommend it.
Hair of the dog.
General rule of thumb, your dog should always look cooler than you.
A throwback. Bonus points if you weren't born yet.
Winners get to do what they want.
Stop it right now. I can't deal. Nothing screams I LOVE AMERICA! like a flamingo. Right?
9. Swan Float || $19.99
Stop looking at me.
10. One Dozen Patriotic Rubber Duckys || $7.59
Make it two dozen and you've got yourself a deal.
11. Ahhqua Bar || $39.99
How have I made it to year 29 without ever experiencing an Ahhhqua Bar?
12. Emoji Poop Raft || $29.95
Please CB, please buy me this.
13. Emoji Beach Balls || $11.11
ERRR MERRR GERRRRDDDD!!
14. Waterproof iPhone Case || $8.99
DO IT FOR THE GRAM. (I assume actual dolphin results may vary)
15. Slush Mug || $14.45
Turns any sweetened drink into a SLUSHIE!!! HOOOOO LEEEEEE CRAP.
Is there anything you've been eyeing that you can't live without this July 4th??!?!?
Any fun plans?
