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Guess who is here with you today??? I'll give you a hint, I'm not hooman, I have spots on my belly and my mom can't live anywhere without hardwood floors because I sometimes pee in the living room... do you give up?????

I's a VEENIE here with you today! Pawsibly the greatest news you've ever gotten on a Monday isn't it? Now you're probably wondering why I'm here and not my mom. Well, my mom is on vacation in Missouri this week with CB, so she asked for some help this week on the blog. I told her not to worry her pretty little face, there is free wifi here at Downtown Dog's business center and I would take care of posting today. Sorry for typos in advance, you try typing when your thumb is halfway down your arm. 
We've had some major storms in Dallas since she dropped us off on Saturday morning, and I heard she called to check on my brother and me. Mom tends to be a worry wart. If I know her at all she was probably wide awake at 3am worried that we didn't have a warm enough blanket to crawl under, or that one of the other daycare pups took all of our lunch money. I mean, whenever she takes us to daycare, she watches the webcam all darn day long! MOOOOOOOOM, we're fine! You're embarrassing us! 

So for my mom's sanity, sleep and overall vacation enjoyment, I thought I would write my post today and tell her that she doesn't need to worry about us while she'e gone this week. 
I mean, think about it mom, I'm with General, we are together! Honestly, what dog is going to try and push the both of us into our lockers? We are a two man wolfpack and we run this doggie daycare. I've got General's back and he's got mine. Well, he has mine as long as there aren't any squirrels in the trees, but that is neither here nor there. 
Plus you left us with more than enough food, and that is coming from me, the doggie vacuum. Those new Steak Nudges® Grillers and Chicken Bacon Nudges® Sizzlers treats you brought home from Walmart before you left are soooooo good! I'm glad you packed them in our lunch boxes! I love that they are made in the USA (merica!), and that there are no artificial flavors or fillers. General just loves that real meat is the number one ingredient. What a typical guy! Gee told me to tell you that if you wanted to bring home the value size Jerky Cuts from one of the Walmarts in Missouri, he wouldn't be mad about it. 
I asked the camp counselor to take our picture for you, so you can see that we're getting yummy steak and chicken in our bellies! I also logged into your facebook page and liked Nudges® so that I could post my picture all over their wall. I didn't think you would mind. I'm a single female, the clock is ticking, don't judge me mom! We both know I'm old enough to start dating.  

We miss you Mom, but we are having so much fun. I can't wait to see all of your pictures on instagram. I'll be following along with the iPhone you left me and Gee to use in case of emergency. Don't worry, I wasn't using any data when I downloaded apps on the phone, I was logged into wifi.  

So relax Mom, quit worrying about us and have some fun with CB, will ya? I'll be ready with face licks when you get back! 

And if you want to buy your own bags for Nudges Grillers or Sizzlers for your fur baby, here is the aisle my mom found them in Walmart!