Things That Go Through Your Mind When You Fill Out Your March Madness Brackets

  Not Duke, Not Duke... Don't want to get burned by Duke
Crap, I have Duke in the Championship... how'd that happen? Must re-evaluate.
*Changes Duke to losing in round one*
Googles Villanova
Googles Gonzaga
Googles Villanova again
 Googles Iowa State
Googles Big 12 Championship Winner
Googles Arizona
Wait, where is Tennessee?????? 
Look at ESPNs Expert Picks, gets mad when everyone has picked Kentucky
Spells bracket wrong: 'Expert Brakcet Picks'... CRAP that's a sign that I shouldn't be googling this
Ok but, maybe I'll just look at Dick Vitale's bracket because he named it "Dick Pics" and that is funny
Ends up with Iowa State as the tournament winner
Wait, maybe Duke didn't sound so bad?
Maybe I should just pick based on Mascots... dang it... NO SARAH NO!
But Duke's path looks so easy.. NO NO NO must not pick Duke!! Remember last year Sarah, remember last year.

Notre Dame won the ACC, not Louisville, Virginia or Duke... don't forget that.
I don't care, I'm not picking Kentucky
Crap, I'm just staring this whole thing over...
Villanova as the championship winner? I've never even seen them play... where is Villanova anyway?
Googles 'Where is Villanova'

  Not sure that helps me... but good to know.
Villanova hasn't played anyone... but neither has Kentucky really...
Ahhh forget it... Coach K won't do that twice
DUKE FOR ALL THE MARBLES BABYYYYY!
.... and here is the winning bracket people... read it and weep (no really, weep, it's that bad) 

You might also like this post from a couple year's back! Things Not To Factor In When Filling Out Your March Madness Brackets Who did you guys pick to win this year?  Any advice for me? There is still time to make changes!!