The 28s

Today is my 28th birthday.  This is a really long blog post, but in my defense, I've been alive for a really long time....
I bring you... the 28s of Sarah.

1// One Million  :::December 3, 2014::: 2// My Life Could Not Be More Different  :::November 12, 2014::: 3// Chalupa Batman :::September 3, 2014::: 4// The Fixer  :::August 5, 2014::: 5// 12 Times Gee Wanted to Go Back to the Pound to Try for a Different Owner  :::June 24, 2014::: 6// Fan Friday One Year Anniversary  :::May 30, 2014::: 7// Dear Match.Com  :::May 14, 2014::: 8// Getting Down and Derby  :::May 9, 2014::: 9// Meet My Boyfriend  :::May 1, 2014::: 10// Jenny Francis :::April 30, 2014::: 11// Dumb Loser  :::April 16, 2014::: 12// 10 Things You Should Go Do Right Now To Help Your Blog  :::April 12, 2014::: 13// Sarah's Nightlife  :::April 10, 2014::: 14// Once Upon a Time There Lived a Dallas Blogger  :::April 2, 2014::: 15// What Does Being Brave Mean To You?  :::March 25, 2014::: 16// Pinterest is the New Black  :::January 22, 2014::: 17// Don't Focus on the Negative  :::December 23, 2013::: 18// Will it Ever Be Enough?  :::December 4, 2013::: 19// I didn't Eat the Homework  :::November 7, 2013::: 20// This Post is for Girls Who Think Football is Stupid  :::September 27, 2013::: 21// Stop it Vogue, Stop it NFL, Just Stop It  :::September 13, 2013::: 22// The 13 Commandments of Instagram  :::August 20, 2013::: 23// The Devil Wears Ziplock  :::August 16, 2013::: 24// 8 Reasons It Would Suck To Have a Blogger for a Daughter  :::August 14, 2013::: 25// LOL  :::June 26, 2013::: 26// Life is Hard  :::June 18, 2013::: 27// How To be Awesome at the Gym  :::April 19, 2013::: 28// Things Not To Factor When Filling Out Your March Madness brackets  :::March 13, 2013:::

1//

It's my party and I'll pout over losing if I want to. #birthdaygirl

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:54pm PST

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Here it is folks. What you've all been waiting for the first picture of CB and me on the INTERNET! And my Instagram followers get to see it FIRST!! You guys are just so lucky😍😳👊 #firstpicture #hesreal #OrIsHe?

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:55pm PST

3//

Just reliving @tomorrowworld at @thelizardlounge with muh bae @heleneinbetween

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:26pm PDT

4//

Bama fans unfollow in 3...2...1...

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:23pm PDT

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I think miss crazy Veenie pup had a good (see also: exhausting) time at day care while I was away this weekend... What do you think?

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Sep 9, 2014 at 12:40pm PDT

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God bless America

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Sep 9, 2014 at 7:19pm PDT

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Day two is here! We still readdyyyy! #latergram #tomorrowworld #day2

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Sep 9, 2014 at 8:18am PDT

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Maaaaaaah! I iz so excited to be at da dog park right meow I can pawdly stand itttttttt! #baddogpunsbySarah #imeanVeenie

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Aug 8, 2014 at 4:14pm PDT

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There's a whole lotta love in this room right now! 😁 #imissedyouguyssomuch

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Jul 7, 2014 at 3:52pm PDT

10//

I'm a big fan of the gulf side of Florida. And of random sandbars. #butthatwaterthough

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Jul 7, 2014 at 3:55pm PDT

11//

Today I started couch to 5k (yes again for the 12 millionth time) And we (me, Gee and Vee) had made it all the way downtown. I was pretty much dragging Gee along the whole time because all he wanted was to sniff, but at one point he was dragging particularly slow. I look back and he's trotting along, proud as all get out, with A LIVE PIGEON IN HIS MOUTH. This picture has nothing to do with the story other than being downtown, but I was a little busy screaming bloody murder (quite literally) at Gee to take the pigeon out of his mouth, so I wasn't able to photograph his conquest. 😱 #sarahsnightlife

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Jun 6, 2014 at 4:50pm PDT

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8 years ago today I lost my dad. Every day gets a little easier, but that doesn't mean I miss him any less! I hope he would be proud of the things I've done in these past 8 years. ❤️

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Jun 6, 2014 at 6:05am PDT

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This was seriously everything. Thank you @mirandalambert, I bought one of everything and two of every wine! #fangirledout #pinkpistolTX #icriedbecauseimaweirdo

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on May 5, 2014 at 10:02am PDT

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🐰 --------- What?! I'm not doing anything🙊 #instaveenie #bunnyearstheoriginalphotobomb

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Apr 4, 2014 at 5:57pm PDT

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I have been DYING to share this with everyone, and now I finally can! I will be heading to the KENTUCKY DERBY as one of @Cottonelle's Correspondents!! Post coming Monday... I'm taking everyone hat shopping with me in preparation for the Derby! 🐴 #SportsLoversDream #helpmechoosethehat

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Apr 4, 2014 at 12:30pm PDT

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Yeah, you better run. Fleeing the scene of the crime is a good idea, you straw bag destroyer. Don't even try and blame this on your brother #instaveenie #busted #ButThoseWereTheGoodStraws

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Apr 4, 2014 at 3:54pm PDT

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Happy birthday to one of my best friends, former roomie and sorority sister @magenem13!! 🎉🎂xoxo

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Feb 2, 2014 at 2:05pm PST

18//

Which would you take for a 5 day work trip, big or small? Oh and also, which of the suitcases would you bring? #decisions #bigorsmall

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Mar 3, 2014 at 4:09pm PDT

19//

No judgement, General. Been there, done that. #goodtillthelastdrop

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Feb 2, 2014 at 3:19pm PST

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I don't always participate in #TBT but when I do it's because I've found a gem like this. #ballsohard #thisgirlisonfire

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Feb 2, 2014 at 11:34am PST

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Santa called, General Rudolph is headed to the North Pole, it's time! 🎅

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Dec 12, 2013 at 3:57pm PST

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Had to step into the bathroom because I couldn't stop myself from dying laughing in my cubicle. Thanks @backeastblonde for recommending Fiverr. $5 well spent. #dog #DogDressedForANiceSaturday

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Oct 10, 2013 at 9:15am PDT

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Got up early this morning and walked to the farmers market!

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Oct 10, 2013 at 10:07am PDT

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Venus adoption picture I just found on the humane society's website 😂😂 How the hell did they get her to sit still?????

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Sep 9, 2013 at 7:27pm PDT

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Talking about @twistedshotzofficial on the blog today! Http://www.venustrappedinmars.com #shots #cowboys #tailgate

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Sep 9, 2013 at 9:19am PDT

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This happened and it scared me. He made me touch his bum #nakedcowboy #nyc #girlsweekend #fun

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Mar 3, 2013 at 5:04pm PDT

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Came to Nashville and guess who is here! Go cowboys!!

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Oct 10, 2012 at 3:28pm PDT

28//

For those of you that are not professional slot machine players (like me) that means jackpot x4

A photo posted by Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb) on Aug 8, 2012 at 4:46pm PDT

1// My Mom 2// My Family in Virginia 3// Chalupa Batman 4// General 5// Venus 6// My Job 7// Close friendships particularly this chick and this chick that just so happen to have blogs too 8// Love 9// Humor 10// The Vols 11// Moving to Dallas 12// The opportunity to earn a degree 13// This Blog 14// New Friends that have given me a new outlook on life in Texas  15// Tennessee 16// Texas 17// Wine 18// Coffee (note the order here between wine and coffee please) 19// The year 2014. It was without a doubt one for the books  20// Bravery  21// Game Changers 22// Rainy Sundays 23// The Internet 24// The Colors in the world (honorable mention to the saturation setting in Afterlight) 25//  For the men and women who fight for our freedom. Always honor them, always clap for them, shake their hands whenever possible 26// Afternoons spent at the dog park 27// Stubhub 28// Cameras

1// Washing my face at night... you're 28 now Sarah. Face the music. 2// Get a thicker skin... constructive criticism really isn't that bad 3// Have more confidence... I can really be my own worst critic 4// Be more creative... It gives an excuse for a messy apartment. Creative minds are rarely tidy 5// Attempt to be more tidy... But really, you're really messy, Sar. 6// Have a greater attention to detail... write things down, stay organized and prompt 7// Give more compliments... you never know what a small compliment can really do 8// Take the dang stairs... You're so lazy sometimes, Sar. Just take the stairs, ditch the elevator 9// Don't let the good ones get away... they are few and far between. Cherish them.  10// Dream big... and then actually follow through 11// Smile more... I think this one will be easy and fun 12// Be a better listener... don't just sit ready to pounce on your next opportunity to speak 13// Remember people's names... dear lawwwwd I don't know how I'll do this 14// Pet the pups more... Don't just feed and walk them, give all of the pets to those fur babies 15// Watch more of the boyfriend's crappy dude movies, it'll make him happy to share that with you 16// Stop being so compulsive... with literally everything 17// Stop obsessing over things out of your control... because, hello, they are out of your control 18// Stay more up to date on current events... and not just what you learn from Facebook 19// Win final Jeopardy more often... Ok but I never ever win final Jeopardy 20// Stop obsessing over grammar...  If someone uses me when they should've used I, it'll be ok, Sar  21// Spend more weekends on the couch... you've made up for lost time by now, stay in and cuddle 22// Start Saturday Sessions again... You used to enjoy it ya know! 23// Don't stop blogging... You love it, but take a break if you need to! Quality over quantity  24// Buy less... invest more 25// Remember, you don't even like Fireball... pick something else 26// Work smarter... not harder. Well how about smarter and harder! You can rule the world! 27// Always be grateful for what you have... life is good. Don't ever forget that.  28// Stay true to who you are... remember why you started in the first place Ok 28. Bring it.