If I had Been Live Tweeting #AppleLive
1. Everyone on this planet is hilarious and in comparison, I have the humor level of a saltine cracker.
2. #FirstWorldProblems
3. BORING! tell us more about that front camera....
but first...
4. Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
From this...
to this...
Collecting Oxygen and releasing Carbon Dioxide is a real pain...
5. What's next? iUndies- apple underwear? Know this town like the back of your hand....
Actually, lets make this happen. A map + turn-by-turn directions down there for men might be helpful. (omg a sexual joke... yikes)
6. On that note...
Things they should have made before making a watch:
iDog
iBoyfriend
an iPad for your iPad's iPad
iPizza
iSushi
iMacandCheese
iBurrito
Ok you got me, I haven't eaten lunch yet.
7. No wonder everyone hates America.
8. Murica. You're welcome, world.
9. Is someone compiling a #firstworldproblem's list? I sure hope so...
10. So the apple watch is an iPod Shuffle? With a stunning buckle?
11. I simply CANNOT WAIT to see everyone's apple watch boxes on Instagram. #saidnooneever
12. But, I can get it in gold right?
13. iUndies, people. iUndies. Come on replacement Steve Jobs. Make it happen. PLEASE.
iUndies: You suddenly won't mind group messages....
14. The one thing my watch was missing before... a watch! #genius #apple #applelive
15. The heck is a mouse?
16. Yeah, yeah, yeah... we all know I'll be there holding a blank check. Because, apple.
