28 Things I'd Rather Do Than Attend My 10 Year High School Reunion

High school was totally not my thing. I only keep up with one or two people from high school, but only because they ended up at Tennessee with me, in my sorority. Truthfully, I didn't really know those girls in high school nearly as well as I did come college. I had a long-term boyfriend who I spent all of my time with, I had his friends and the girl I would consider to be my closest friend went to a totally different school. Like I said, high school just wasn't my thing and come August 2004, I was ready to peace out of Midlothian, Virginia, bound for KnoxVegas where I would make too many friendships to count, all that will be lifelong. 
Obviously family is everything to me, and my mom is my best friend, but when I go home now, I'd rather visit her in Virginia Beach than go back to Midlothian. After tons of changes, and losing my dad, I just don't have much of a connection to anything in the Midlothian realm. 
Over the weekend, I received a Facebook notification that made me seriously LOL... 

So here is a list of things I would rather do than attend that. 
1. Get tricked by the gas station pumps. Why must you put premium on the left and unleaded in the middle, dang it. Stop tricking me. 
2. Watch that 3 minute long Bravo clip that gets sandwiched in between 10 minutes of commercials. Argh. I thought RHNY was back on, I don't care about Sonja's lack of underwear at a dinner party. 
3. Take my shoes off at a bar at 2am and walk around barefoot on broken glass
4. Cook 5. Hot Yoga
6. Cheer for Kentucky wait, no. Never mind. I'll pick the reunion. 
7. Let someone over who waited until the last minute, and have them make it through the red light when I get stuck for another cycle. 
8. Use a flooded, outdoor gas station bathroom 9. Watch a 3 hour netflix movie over a wifi signal that looks like this 

10. Deal with someone who doesn't understand how to use the "reply all" button properly 11. Have 100 email requests a day that go like this, "Dear Administrator. We love your blog http://www.venustrappedinmars.com. Will you post this article about our company. No we aren't paying. Thank you. Love your blog http://www.venustrappedinmars.com" 
12. Have a hangover when I didn't have a drop of alcohol the night before
13. Send a question via text message to someone that doesn't reply for 14 hours
14. Post a picture to Instagram that causes me to lose 368 followers
15. Listen to a sportscaster that says things like "The team that has more points is going to have quite the advantage at becoming the winner of this game."
16. Watch an entire episode of Family Guy where Peter fights the giant chicken for 30 minutes. "SSSSSSSSSSSS ahhhhhhhhhh"  17. Have my Facebook feed default to showing Top Stories instead of most recent. Oh wait....
18. Be tagged in 100 pictures where I look terrible and the person with me looks like a super model
19.  Spend a day with Aviva and her leg and I'm not allowed access to any booze
20. Go on a road trip in a Prius with an ex and his new girlfriend and I'm not allowed access to any booze
21. Watch the 10 o'clock news ahhhh I'm learning. Must not learn. Change channel. 
22. Turn down
23. Watch someone play video games and I'm not allowed access to any booze
24. Have my stomach growl the entire time I'm in a business meeting  25. Call an automated phone system that says I don't understand that command when you press 0. 
26. Use Siri 27. Spend 24 hours with a subtle bragger 28. Put a duvet cover on the comforter

Although that doesn't necessarily conclude everything I would rather do than attend my 10 year high school reunion, it concludes today's post regarding the matter. 
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