12 Times I think General Wanted To Go Back To The Pound To Try For A Different Owner

1. When I paid $5 to have someone draw him wearing a scarf and sweater.

2. When I tied his favorite stuffed animal to his harness so he couldn't reach it. 

 3. November 24th - December 31st 

4.When I don't adequately replenish the toy basket to fit his needs

5. When I brought Veenie home (and every day since then) 

6. When I make him do stuff just to make a few bucks on a sponsored blog post... and then when he doesn't see any of that money he earned me...

7. Because, Instagram. 

8.  When I never allow him any privacy

9. When I taunt him with food he knows he'll never get to have

10. When the Starbucks man gives him a pup cup, and he can't enjoy it without being made to feel like a piggy McPigerson.

 

11. When I catch him snapchatting his giiiiiiiiiirlfriend. Woof.

12. When I tell him he can't call out sick to work. 

 Sorry Gee. You know I love you.