Venus Trapped in Mars Sports and Lifestyle Blog Dallas

24 June 2014

12 Times I think General Wanted To Go Back To The Pound To Try For A Different Owner


1. When I paid $5 to have someone draw him wearing a scarf and sweater.


2. When I tied his favorite stuffed animal to his harness so he couldn't reach it. 

 3. November 24th - December 31st 


















4.When I don't adequately replenish the toy basket to fit his needs

5. When I brought Veenie home (and every day since then) 





6. When I make him do stuff just to make a few bucks on a sponsored blog post... and then when he doesn't see any of that money he earned me...



7. Because, Instagram

8.  When I never allow him any privacy








9. When I taunt him with food he knows he'll never get to have

10. When the Starbucks man gives him a pup cup, and he can't enjoy it without being made to feel like a piggy McPigerson.
 


11. When I catch him snapchatting his giiiiiiiiiirlfriend. Woof.

12. When I tell him he can't call out sick to work. 

 Sorry Gee. You know I love you. 



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49 comments :

  1. I always enjoy reading about your dogs. :)

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  2. I just died. How precious! I'm sure Nena feels the same way with us, like when I make her pose in front of the Christmas tree, or when I tease her with peanut butter. The things we do for entertainment!

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  3. I love this post! Makes me miss my dog.

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  4. Omg I'm dying at #1- hilarious!

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  5. hahahhaha I want a drawing of my dog in a scarf and sweater!

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  6. hahah i feel like i can see his emotions through the screen. he loves it, every minute of it.

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  7. Dying!! His face is so judgmental in the ones where you make him wear clothes "hate you mom. Hate you."

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  8. I absolutely love this ! I have a beagle/heeler mix and I'm so glad I'm not the only one that uses the bark collars sometimes !

    And you know he totally loves you for all the crazy things you do. He's just lapping up the attention :)

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  9. He is so cute! And he's got that sad face - no matter what he's doing it looks like he's overcome with emotion.

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  10. He looks annoyed, but I'm sure he is secretly loving everything as much as you are! I know my dogs get annoyed with me sometimes, but it's worth it! :)

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  11. LOL omg his face when he was pooping. This is hilarious.

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  12. Oh my goodness this is too cute! I'm sure there are plenty of times my cat felt the same way!

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  13. Haha such a cutie. I'm pretty sure Jack feels the same way about me sometimes!

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  14. Hahaha -- General is giving Venus the stink eye in that middle picture. I love it.

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  15. I love the stink eye picture. And the Christmas pictures. And really, ALL the pictures. I'm glad you get to have fun with your pups!

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  16. HA! This is so cute and so funny. Loved every bit of it!

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  17. That drawing of him in a scarf though. I just can't even find the words to accurately describe my adoration for this post.

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  18. #8, I'm dying. Why do dogs always look so guilty when they pee?

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  19. Hey Sarah!!! Omg I just adore this post!! Its hysterical and equally adorable!! Your doggies are just too darn cute!! Love this!! XOXO

    Lisa,xo

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  20. Gee gives the BEST stink eye of any dog I think I've seen. Ans I really want to try this toy strapped to a harness bit. I bet Khaleesi would never forgive me, but it might be worth it. :)

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  21. This could possibly be my favorite post in the history of ever. Loved it!!!

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  22. The pic of him squatting cracks me up! also love the last one where he's in the sheets.. too cute :)

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  23. Haha the Santa outfit is the best! Such cute pups you have.

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  24. best post ever! i love all the stink eye / side eye's that he is giving you. i swear one day our dogs will revolt against us and get sweet revenge by taking embarrassing photos of us!

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  25. I love this! The expression he has when you wouldn't give him his privacy is hilarious! Most the time I don't give my dog her privacy to do her yard work, haha. :P

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  26. He knows he secretly likes all of this....at least that's what I tell my dog when she gives me the look of "why mom....why?"

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  27. Actually just laughed out loud at work and I'm pretty sure everyone hates me now. I work at a library on a college campus. But omg that second picture of him in number 5 and his poor Starbucks struggle. Also his lack of privacy. I love dogs.

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  28. That picture of him side-eyeing veenie is just hilarious! Ok, all of these pictures are hilarious.

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  29. Poor Gee, you just can't catch a break ;)

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  30. This is hilarious! The poor guy can't catch a break! Haha He is cute! :)

    http://thelifeofshannonarielle.blogspot.com/

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  31. #12 lol I love it! I could never say no to those eyes.

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  32. Now I need to do a search on whatever a Starbucks pup cup is. Why haven't they given that to Marco the bajillion times I've taken him with me to the drive through?!?!?

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  33. hahaha this was great! My fav is the snapchatting one bahaha

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  34. YES!!! 1. I love any posts you write about the dogs. 2. Quincy could have written #8 himself because he tries to hide behind bushes when he poops. 3. I need to meet your famous dogs at some point in my life #bucketlist

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  35. That drawing is too cute. Love the looks he gives like he is saying Really?? My cat probably had the same thoughts about me. I actually dressed him up in a fireman costume I found at the Dollar Store (my hubby is a fireman I had to). Our new cat is already starting to give me the same looks.

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  36. that snapchat look. all of the looks on his face actually. these photos were great.

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  37. This is probably the best post I've ever read. Seriously Sarah....#nailedit

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  38. OMG this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

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  39. This is amazing. He's so expressive, I love the one where he looks like he's giving Veenie the stink eye!

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  40. 5 and 9 are my favorites! But he LOVES you!!

    -AJ
    OccasionallyAJ.com

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