I made one of these for last year's draft, so I'm not going to reinvent the wheel here. I'm just going to give the wheel a little 2014 facelift.
Tim Tebow (how is this guy still being mentioned, dear God)
Johnny Football + the word bust in the same sentence
Crab Legs
(I think this one may get you, even though he isn't there yet...)
Potential
You hear the name of an SEC School
If the draft pick is described as a typical cliche (work horse, gym rat, etc.)
Houston Texans
Combine
A draft pick hugs his mama before he hugs anyone else
Anytime a draftee hugs Rodger Goodell
Brady + Manziel in the same sentence
When your favorite team is mentioned
Someone cries on camera
If the crowd boos
If player looks pissed about the team that drafted him
If the player picked is wearing a bow tie
If a pick gets traded to another team during round 1
If a running back is selected
Jerry Ricecake gets drafted
A team misses their pick
{teams are allotted 10 minutes to choose a player in round 1, if they run out of time, they lose the pick)
If a Kicker is selected first round
Someone's suit splits open
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And finally, Ashten and I are having a party tonight and you're invited!!
Be ready at 8pm and we will take this drinking game... head on... all together!
See y'all at 8 with your game beer faces on!
Can I do this with water??? :)
ReplyDeletei am def playing. my first tweet: "How to score a goal #girlsgonedraft" just to ruffle your feathers
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, how are they STILL mentioning Tim Tebow?!?!?! I am so in on these shenanigans!
ReplyDeleteIf we had already started playing I would be drunk right now, just because of Manziel. DAMN IT.
ReplyDeleteYou totally went there and threw in the crab legs. Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteThis is geniussssss. And really--Tim Tebow? Can we please let that die now? Can't wait to follow along with this hashtag. Should be an entertaining night, to say the least!
ReplyDeleteI love this!! I can't wait! I hope that I am off work in time b/c I work at the ballpark tonight!
ReplyDeleteWas so shocked the Cowboys passed on Johnny Football, but glad they did. Was very interesting draft
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe I missed this. I unplugged a little post Derby, and I was wondering what this was about the other night. I'm sad I didn't read this before. DAMN!
ReplyDeleteIt was an awesome first round, and Twitter made it hysterical. Please tell me this is going to be an annual thing.