I actually have a post I really wanted to share on my own blog one day, and since I have no time to blog, today is that day. This was a guest post for one of my favorites, Stephanie, who I sponsored back in March! So read this, then go sponsor Steph.
Today, I want to introduce you to someone very special to me, my boyfriend.
Sometimes his friend comes to my apartment and drops him off. I like to yell to an empty apartment "Pizza Is Here" because you never want your boyfriend's friends to think you're just sitting around alone, waiting on your boyfriend's arrival. You want your boyfriend's friend to know that he is being dropped off in good hands, with lots of people and a big party to greet him. Winning over the boyfriend's friends is half the battle, ya know?
Right up there with Romeo and Juliet, Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth, Frau and Dr. Evil (while it lasted), we really are one of the great love stories of all time. Sarah and her Pizza are without a doubt the greatest love story of our generation. I mean, stories have been written about us all over the internet, some clearly even aspire to find their own "pizza" so to speak.
So there you go. Now you've met the boy, the hubs, the big cheese in my life... Pizza! He is so adorable, I could just eat him right up...........
Note: As this went to press, Sarah is now recently single. She ate her hubs.
The Liz Lemon quote is killing me. Too good. Pizza is a great BF. We've dated on and off for a couple of years, too.
ReplyDeleteOMG Sarah your are just too freakin' funny!! This is why I love this blog so much!! I .. LOVE .. THIS!! LOL!! Hysterical!! :-D
ReplyDeleteLisa,xo
http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/
lol, Love this post
ReplyDeleteyou know how i feel about this post. LOVE
ReplyDeleteHahaha. LOVE.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you have a real slice of heaven with this guy!
ReplyDeleteBahahhahahaaaaaa Hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteBest part that boyfriend won't talk back. Really the perfect boyfriend! LOL
ReplyDeleteSo... how does that "pizza is like sex" analogy work in this scenario? #lifesunansweredquestions
ReplyDeleteHaha this is great!!!!!! Love!!!
ReplyDeleteBrianna
http://keepingupwiththekeens2428.blogspot.com/
This post is awesome!
ReplyDeleteSeriously one of my most favorite posts you've written, when you first sent it, I just uploaded the code and then hit preview - and then spit water all over my desk because I laughed so hard.
ReplyDeleteNo truer words have ever been spoken from liz lemon
ReplyDeleteYou're such a man-eater!!!!!
ReplyDelete[insert Nelly Furtado and all her Man-eater song glory]
"Pizza's here!" ... Is that the equivalent of buying discount easter candy and saying that the people at work are going to love you...?
ReplyDeleteHOW DARE YOU STEAL MY MAN!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WAS SNEAKING AROUND BEHIND MY BACK, IT WAS JUST TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!... but seriously though, this was a great post.
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha!!! I totally had pizza by myself the other night...then had pizza again last night...not even disappointed in myself because pizza never disappoints. Ever. #pizzaiseverything
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm super classy, I'll leave you with my favorite pizza quote... pizza is like sex, even when it's pretty bad it's still pretty good. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteThere are simply no words for how much I love this. Because my fiance has already had to accept the other love of my life, pizza. He doesn't really understand how I could enjoy that love everyday if he let me... but he's finally come to accept it ;)
ReplyDeleteIt may just be me but I tottaly read that in a Paully D voice like when hes screams that the "cabs are here". Then of course the whole rest of the post was in Jersey Shore accents. I laughed.
ReplyDeleteAs a fellow lover of pizza, I enjoyed this video and I think you will too! http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6956694/photoshop-has-gone-too-far
ReplyDeleteAlso, I believe the saying should no longer be LYLAS, but LYLP. I think you can figure out what it means.
Long live pizza!
I love this post... especially the yelling to the empty house part. I do that too when my kids are away at their Dad's. The dog comes running but I still feel like a loser!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha this is fabulous! I love pizza too!! Love your outfit with the leather jacket :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I'm actually planning on pizza for tonight :)
ReplyDeleteBest kinda guy right there. ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat. Now I want pizza.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend that named his band "Free Pizza". All of his flyers he put up would say, "Free Pizza at Joe's bar. 8PM". Excellent marketing ploy.
ReplyDeleteThat last photo looks so delicious! I can almost smell it!
ReplyDeleteThis is the best thing I've read. Ever. And I don't even like pizza!
ReplyDeleteMuch love. xx
http://christiestakeonlife.blogspot.com.au/
I'm dying. I love this. I have a pizza obsession, I could eat it everyday.
ReplyDeletethis was great! i love how you yell into an empty apt.
ReplyDeleteThis post is pure gold! hahaha I, too, yell at an empty house, but more because I'm just so damn excited to get my pizza!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously you are too much!! I love this! I would say pizza is a good second husband while mine real one is gone for the summer.
ReplyDeleteGosh... pizza is awesome!! While you were in Lexington, we should've went to Pazzo's. They have the BEST pizza ever. :-)
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