Yesterday I screamed all over my blog that it was my birthday, and I can't wait to do a birthday recap post from all the festivities over the weekend! I even managed to hold off on posting pictures to Instagram so that I would have fresh blog content! That will have to wait until tomorrow though, because when Helene hosts a linkup, you know I'll be there to support her! So here goes! My best and worst songs of 2013... Country version!
I'm sure I've mentioned how much I love country music. I actually have a love for all types of music from rap to classic rock to southern rock to pop and even oldies, but country music is where my heart resides. Plus I figured everyone else would link up pop and rap songs, so I like to be different. Just like my teachers told my mama, that I was a bit different from everyone else. I know country music haters think all of the songs are just southern twang with lyrics jammed in about drinking with your dog, and they'd be right.... but I really love drinking with my dog, is that so wrong?
My Picks for Worst Country Music Songs of 2013
Number 5...
Crash My Party by Luke Bryan
I hate Luke Bryan, I like to refer to him as the poor man's Jake Owen. Go ahead and yell at me, I just hate him. I think he sounds like he has a little man sitting up inside his nostrils crying, and he calls that singing. Everyone thinks he is hot, I think he looks like a horse, and I mean that as an insult to the horse.
Number 4...
Somebody's Heartbreak by Hunter Hayes
I've been through heartbreak, Mr. Hayes. I don't wish that on anyone. "If you're lookin to be somebody's just friends, please be open and honest about that upfront and don't waste my damn time" ...should be the lyric.
A minute with you is not better than two without. I'd rather know the details upfront and not enter the danger zone if you are just going to screw me over. Dumb song. Get outta here Hunter.
A minute with you is not better than two without. I'd rather know the details upfront and not enter the danger zone if you are just going to screw me over. Dumb song. Get outta here Hunter.
Number 3...
Chillin It by Cole Swindell
Good Lord in Sweet Heaven this song is tuuurrrible. You're cute though, snaps for being cute. That is why you are number 3 not number 1.
Good Lord in Sweet Heaven this song is tuuurrrible. You're cute though, snaps for being cute. That is why you are number 3 not number 1.
Number 2...
Wagon Wheel by
I'm all for song remakes... oh wait, no sorry I worded that wrong... I'm not at all for song remakes. This is a classic song and I will not support Darius with this one. I like Hootie, but he can't hold my hand through this rendition.
Number 1...
Redneck Crazy by It doesn't matter his name because he'll never do anything else (I hope)
This just makes the south look bad, bro. Worst song of 2013, and by 2013 I mean of all time.
My Picks for Best Country Music Songs of 2013
These are just my favorites, of course I'm no expert, I just like to bop my head up and down to these songs with the windows down in the car.
These are just my favorites, of course I'm no expert, I just like to bop my head up and down to these songs with the windows down in the car.
Number 5...
Drink to that all night by Jerrod NiemannNumber 4...
Downtown by Lady Antebellum
Number 3...
Dierks Bentley- I hold On
You sing it Dierks. Beautiful song tribute to his father.
Number 2...
Days of Gold by Jake Owen
And my number one song I'm sure will come as no surprise to anyone...
Number 1
Everything Miranda Lambert has done in 2013 (more specifically) All Kinds of Kinds
I think by now we all know that I have a not so innocent girl crush on Country music's resident bad ass M.
