Venus Trapped in Mars Sports and Lifestyle Blog Dallas

07 November 2013

I Didn't Eat the Homework

So last night my best friend Lisa was in Dallas for a work training and I had one too many cocktails with her. That being said, my brain is a little a lot foggy this morning. So I'm going to let General take over the blog today instead. He is a bit of a traveling blogger, seeing as he debuted this post over on Sarah's blog a few months ago. But he liked it so much he insisted I share it on my blog.

Hi friends of my momma, you may know me as Gee or General or Gee Neyland or Venus' brother! My mom has only let me use the iMac to post once before, so to say I'm excited to be here with you today is an understatement. 
General Trapped in Mars is what I'll be titling this post....
But what if mom really let me have my own blog? What would I call it??

How much I hate my puppy sister
Bad to the Bone
Throw me a freakin bone
Paws for Reaction
Red Rover Red Rover
My Wife Was a Bitch
From Corndogs to Hotdogs, the musings of General
Waddup Dog?

Nah... I'll go with this one...

I mean, how hard can it be to be a blogger? My mom does blog design, so I've already got the hookup on that. Plus I've learned so much just from watching mom blog these past few months... 

1. Take lots of selfies and strike a pose for pictures.


2. Get dramatically annoyed with the opposite sex


3. Drink wine
Mom totally had that covered last night...


4. Don't be afraid to be a Diva sometimes


5. Always have the channel tuned to Bravo

6. Send sexy snapchats


7. Master photoshop


8. Throw in the occasional #WhatIWore fashion post


9. Take trips so you have something to talk about on Monday


10.  Keep a sliver of mystery, it will keep the readers guessing



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49 comments :

  1. AnonymousNovember 7, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    This is cute. I love it!

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  2. Lynsey @ Eternally WanderlynNovember 7, 2013 at 9:02 AM

    General has definitely got this blogging thing down! Beauty and brains! :)

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  3. Whitney EllenNovember 7, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    Dear General,
    Your mom is a genius.

    Love,
    Me

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  4. Not Before my TeaNovember 7, 2013 at 9:07 AM

    this is the best. I don't like leaving comments on posts when I don't have anything to add, but I don't have anything to add because there's nothing to say to this besides that this is blogging gold lol

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  5. The Baby GiraffeNovember 7, 2013 at 9:11 AM

    he is so adorable! I love his portrait with the step brothers. Very classy.

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  6. DeborahYanniNovember 7, 2013 at 9:12 AM

    this is too cute!! I want him!

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  7. StephanieNovember 7, 2013 at 9:14 AM

    General, you should blog. I'd take selfies of you over your momma any day. Sorry Sarah, but it's the truth.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 7, 2013 at 9:18 AM

    Oh my gosh, I just died laughing. General...you need a blog...then you and Walter can be blog besties!!

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  9. RobinNovember 7, 2013 at 9:20 AM

    Hahahahahahaha this had me laughing out loud! The sexy snapchat? I just can't. Love General!

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  10. "Byrdie"November 7, 2013 at 9:24 AM

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  11. Alisha @ The Alisha NicoleNovember 7, 2013 at 9:26 AM

    Lol I love him! I have a Beagle too best dogs ever!

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  12. KateNovember 7, 2013 at 9:27 AM

    So cute! Glad I'm not the only weird one who does guest posts from her dog.

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  13. Elizabeth at Southern FinesseNovember 7, 2013 at 9:28 AM

    General has us all figured out. I'd follow him.

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  14. AnonymousNovember 7, 2013 at 9:28 AM

    Hey Gee, I just love your blog design! Fits you to a T.

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  15. Kalyn PNovember 7, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Love your little General! I'd definitely be a follower :)

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  16. Helene in BetweenNovember 7, 2013 at 9:46 AM

    general should blog more. this is genius i tell you. Hugo's post would be far from this. now you got me thinking...

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  17. KayNovember 7, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    Sarah, I'm here to inform you that you need to be concerned. General knocked this post out of the park today and it ranked a high 11 on the 1-10 hilariousness meter. Unless you can produce an equally hilarious post, complete with a sexy snapchat, then I'm afraid you'll have to go elsewhere.

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  18. MeganNovember 7, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    Haha I love his snapchat. Melyssa at The Nectar Collective writes posts from her dog's point of view, too, and they are always my favorite! I can't wait to have a dog of my own as soon as I get a place that allows them. Hmm....

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  19. UnknownNovember 7, 2013 at 10:19 AM

    Lol! This post was awesome! Helps that General is the cutest pup ever!

    Crissy
    http://www.thenotebookofaproductjunkie.com

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  20. brooke lynNovember 7, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    the general needs his own blog, stat. or better yet his own snapchat... i want all the sexy snaps. i mean....

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  21. Mar Ward November 7, 2013 at 10:31 AM

    Haha love it!

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  22. Kenzie SmithNovember 7, 2013 at 10:32 AM

    Ha ha this is too cute!

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  23. Whitney Alison November 7, 2013 at 10:40 AM

    Hehe so cute! Jack might have to guest post for me one day!

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  24. Amy @The Crazy Wise WomanNovember 7, 2013 at 11:16 AM

    Hahaha!!! I love it You should do a Dog Guest Post Link Up!!! I'll do it with you!!!

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  25. Alex[andra]November 7, 2013 at 11:18 AM

    This post was way too cute! I would totally follow I Didn't Eat the Homework!

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  26. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMeeNovember 7, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    Stop it. Stop it right now. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!

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  27. Katie @ A Beautiful Little Adventure.comNovember 7, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    This is the cutest thing ever! I love General's eye expressions! Can we hear more from him?

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  28. Jay TNovember 7, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    I am not a dog person but I want to be friends with General.

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  29. j whitney nicNovember 7, 2013 at 12:35 PM

    Absolutely adorable.

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  30. CarolineNovember 7, 2013 at 12:43 PM

    This is the best. He's such a pro at this!

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  31. 9toFitNovember 7, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    Generals blog might already be better then mine!

    -Elise @ 9toFit.com

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  32. Allie @ Everyday AdventuresNovember 7, 2013 at 12:49 PM

    I would totally read General's blog. Now I'm curious what my cat would write a blog about.

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  33. Christina @ Hugs and LattesNovember 7, 2013 at 1:05 PM

    Favorite. This is too cute! Can General have a blog for real? Please please please?

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  34. HaleyNovember 7, 2013 at 1:21 PM

    Oh my god. That is so stinkin' cute. General has this great 'general' look to him. He always looks pissed off/annoyed! It's fantastic.
    Um.... his blog titles... so clever, so funny. "Paws For Reaction" - a true knee slapper. "My Wife Was A Bitch" would probably be my favourite though!
    Um.. should I be pissed off that General jumped me in the Wait List for the blog design...... ;)

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  35. UnknownNovember 7, 2013 at 1:25 PM

    Hahaha, this is amazing.

    Kate | Diaries of a Essex Girl

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  36. Alyssa WhittNovember 7, 2013 at 2:48 PM

    Love this! I wish I wasn't in the office so I could LOL!

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  37. Chasing ElephantsNovember 7, 2013 at 3:40 PM

    This is too great!

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  38. Lauren // Pink on the CheekNovember 7, 2013 at 4:48 PM

    Classic puppy post!! Don't all blogger dogs dream about having their very own blog?!

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  39. Kate BrownNovember 7, 2013 at 5:09 PM

    I've been sitting on the idea of having Leia post on my blog, but wasn't sure if it would be a bad idea. I for sure know now that it is a 100% fantastic idea! I freakin' love Gee.

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  40. SamanthaNovember 7, 2013 at 7:53 PM

    Hahahaha SO FUNNY! The blog design is perfect and that is one sexy snapchat!!!

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  41. KellyNovember 7, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    This post was absolutely hysterical!

    xx
    Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

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  42. Jess SuarezNovember 7, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    How cute! I love this post!

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  43. KatieNovember 7, 2013 at 9:37 PM

    So creative, adorable!

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  44. Sparkles and LattesNovember 8, 2013 at 10:38 AM

    This is the best. I love your fun posts. Plus your pup is adorable.

    Danielle
    http://sparklesandlattes.blogspot.com

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  45. EmilieNovember 8, 2013 at 4:02 PM

    I would totally subscribe to General! Super cute!

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  46. Misty, Handbags + HandgunsNovember 8, 2013 at 8:54 PM

    Ha! Awesome.

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  47. LisaNovember 9, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    BEST POST EVER!

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  48. Jessa @ Life of A Sports WifeNovember 9, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    This is the best post ever!!! I absolutely LOVE it!!! Heisman says Hey General!! Let's be friends!! :)

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  49. FitTravelerAJNovember 10, 2013 at 7:11 PM

    BAHAHAHA! I love when the General blogs! He's so creative and has blogging down pat!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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