How Did you Do that: Buying a Home Edition.
HOW THE FLYING FLIP NUGGET DID YOU DO THAT?
Like, for real.
Going Out Socializing with Dear Friends
The Pups.
If they don't have halloween costumes, how will they look back and remember their youth? Halloween is an important experience in young child's life.
So homeowners.... How'd you do this?? Did you seriously not purchase booze or pup costumes or take trips or go visit with friends or go to concerts or go shopping or get you hair did? Like, at all? Or do you make six figures and I'm the only loser hanging out in 5 figure land? Help me out! Will I be a renter forever?
HOW THE FLYING FLIP NUGGET DID YOU DO THAT?
Like, for real.
I watch HGTV like it's my job, how do you have $50,000 saved up for a home? First time home buyers, $50,000 saved up. At that age, at my age. I'm 26 if you are new to the Venus party.
Hmmmm a Venus Trapped in Mars party. That sounds fun! We will get balloons and whiskey and champagne and a bunch of stuffed crust pizza and hire a DJ (maybe DJ Helene?) and a drag queen to throw glitter at you as you walk in the door?!
Oh wait, right, buying a house and saving money. Oops. Sidetracked.
I do pretty well for myself, I work hard and am employed with a few different freelance jobs in addition to a full time job. So I sat down yesterday and starting thinking about saving money and I came up with a list of things I could cut out of my life in order to start saving for a house.
Trips.
Isn't this the only time in my life I'll be able to travel cause I'll have kids lat----hahahahahhah. Ok, maybe I can stop traveling.
Shopping.
Do you expect me to post nude photos on the blog? This isn't THAT kind of blog. Shopping is necessary. Don't nobody wanna see that.
I do pretty well for myself, I work hard and am employed with a few different freelance jobs in addition to a full time job. So I sat down yesterday and starting thinking about saving money and I came up with a list of things I could cut out of my life in order to start saving for a house.
Booze.
Yeah, but then what would I blog about?
Food.
Hah. Funny. LOLz. Food is my jam.
Isn't this the only time in my life I'll be able to travel cause I'll have kids lat----hahahahahhah. Ok, maybe I can stop traveling.
Shopping.
Do you expect me to post nude photos on the blog? This isn't THAT kind of blog. Shopping is necessary. Don't nobody wanna see that.
Sometimes your girlfriends need you to listen to them vent and help get them through hard times. I'd be a bad friend if I abandoned them in their time of need.
Beauty Treatments
If I'm ever going to become a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, a strict beauty routine, including regular teeth whitening, is necessary.
Concerts
I need to show my appreciation to the artists somehow. Seeing as Spotify alleviates the need to purchase their music, this is my only way to give back and thank them for their hard work and lyrical genius. It is hard to be a musician these days.
If they don't have halloween costumes, how will they look back and remember their youth? Halloween is an important experience in young child's life.
