Say you have tickets to the opera. Your boyfriend makes it crystal clear that he would rather be anywhere but at the opera. But for some unknown reason, he tags along anyway, using up the only other ticket you had. He could have just said I don't want to go to the opera, take Kim with you instead and enjoy a night out with the girls. Martinis are on me.
But instead he insists he goes with you to the opera because he doesn't want you to have all the fun without him, even though he has no interest and would rather be doing man things. While there, he pouts. He continuously checks his phone. He tweets things like, "The Opera is so dumb, I don't know what's going on, the girls look good in those tight pants though." He leans over and tells you how hot the main opera lady is. Instead of dressing in the appropriate formal Opera attire, he wears a Cleveland Browns jersey and face paint.
After spending a couple of weekends going to baseball and football games here in Dallas, it was pretty darn clear why some guys would never willingly bring their girlfriend or wife to a sporting event. Yet so many girls that have zero interest in sporting events tag along just to be sure their man isn't having a lick of fun without them present.
This isn't fair! You're ruining it for the rest of us who want to go to the games. You are giving us a bad name. What if I get your boyfriend next, after he dumps you? What if he decides to take his broseph Billy to the Cowboys Redskins game instead of me, because he knows, since I'm a girl, I will go to the game wearing a pink sparkly tutu, talk about how hot the players look in their tight pants, get hammered drunk off a drink and a half and feed him ultimatums during the two minute warning like, "Go and find me a wine vendor or else this relationship is over and I'm keeping the dog!"
Per the usual, I'm ranting again on this blog space of mine about things that grind my gears. But really, I have proof this time. Check out the girls (and even a dude!) I saw that really should have just stayed home, picked up a bottle of wine and had a DVR marathon.
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I want you guys to meet Danielle from Sweet Southern Girl! I sometimes offer up suggestions on guest post ideas for my sponsors, those suggestions include, but are not limited to, "Why don't you make a drinking game!" I get so excited when someone takes me up on that offer!
You guys will love Danielle because she is a wino (like us!) and even hosts a linkup on Wednesdays called Wino Wednesday! Be sure to go say hey girl heyyyyy on twitter too!
You guys will love Danielle because she is a wino (like us!) and even hosts a linkup on Wednesdays called Wino Wednesday! Be sure to go say hey girl heyyyyy on twitter too!
Hi VTIM fans! I’m Danielle from Sweet Southern Girl and if you’ve been to my blog lately you’ve been hearing crickets. I’m getting married in less than three weeks and I’m going crazy trying to get everything done! I tried to think of a relevant drinking game and I finally got it.
Sip your wine anytime someone asks:
Where is your wedding?
What are your bridesmaids wearing?
What if it rains? (Outdoor weddings)
Where are you registered?
Finish that glass off and pour another when you hear:
So when are you going to start having babies?
What you should do is…
Pull out the moonshine when:
Your future mother-in-law says, “Well what if you did this…”
You misspell your fiance’s last name on the wedding invitations. (Yep, that was me!)
You send out a Save the Date and forget to send a wedding invite. (Not me, but a friend.)
Stop by my blog and say hey! All you winos come check out my weekly Link-up with High Heeled Love, Wino Wednesdays.
