What's In my Bag??

Have you seen the "What's In My Bag" posts floating around Instagram, Blog Land and Pinterest? I swear, I'm mesmerized by these posts. These girl's carry around more style and glam in their designer bag than I have in my entire closet / makeup desk / computer work space. 

I am going to take my favorite three I've found and then show you "What's In My Bag!" Spoiler alert.... I'm apparently a giant, unstylish, not-put-together hot mess... but the teacher told my mom that in second grade, so I guess we knew that was coming. 

#1 I'm impressed by... her dedication to sunglasses... 4 pairs of sunglasses, not one of them has a case... All 4 of those bad boys would be smashed to pieces if they were in my bag. 

#2 I once left a....  plum in my bag, then changed purses the next day. I forgot to take the plum out. That was a fun surprise about 8 months later when I decided to use that bag again. So I avoid putting fruit of any variety in my bag... as a general rule. 

#3 I've never been so impressed with... a purse's contents in my life. This is amazing. Where do you buy Marlboro's like that? I've never smoked before, but for a carton like that I'd sure start! How did she fit all of this in that bag? That is a NICE wad of cash you got there lady. Maybe go ahead and put that in one of the two wallets you carry around.

... and is that a tamagotchi???? 

So I've never been one to re-apply makeup, so you won't see that in my bag, I can't remember to put on perfume, let alone tote it around with me, and I don't wear lipstick, like, ever. I look like a clown. 

So, what is in my bag you ask? :)

1::: Frends Headphones
2::: A dart pass from about three months ago that is not even remotely valid
3::: A straw wrapper
4::: Dallas koozie. Koozie's are my weakness
5::: Tampons. I love how no one admits they have a period.
6::: Spare change
7::: Spare iPhone case. No clue why.
8::: Wallet (really all I need)
9::: Dramamine. So I don't vom.
10::: Fake glasses and real sunglasses. Never know when you'll need some fake glasses
11::: Car Keys
12::: I like to keep my Miranda Lambert ticket on my person
13::: Extra iphone cable that I spent $17.89 on at a gas station in Hillview, Ky
14::: Planner #1
15::: Hair tie covered in hair and stretched out past recovery
16::: iPhone. Clearly
17::: Twisted SHOTZ! Why I have a shot in my bag, I don't know.
18::: 5 million receipts. Don't even act like you don't have these piled up....
19::: Planner #2 (????)
20::: Casino frequent player card. No comment.
21::: The best pens in the world.
22::: Keys. No earthly idea what they open. They've been in my wallet for about 3 years.
23::: Airline ticket from last week. I may need that again one day.
24::: Business cards from the job I left over a year ago.
25::: IBEX press pass to a boat show that has long since passed.


Now THAT is a realistic "What's in My Bag". What kind of crap would I find if I dumped out your bag?