I never met a _____ I didn't like

It has been a while since I've done a Thirsty Thursday post, so today I'm linking up with Kristin and Chelsee! The older you get, the less you get to go out and party your face off, the less thirsty thursday material you generate. But with my trip to Tennessee for the Georgia game on the horizon, now seems like a fabulous time to get in the thirsty thursday spirit. Pun intended of course. 

1. Beer pong table.

I'm like, really good. All the boys wanted me on their team I'm that good. To this day I perk up when someone says beer pong. Heck, I'd play with water if someone offered. But no bouncing, get outta here with that pansy rule. See Also: I'm over-the-top competitive. 

2. A dirty gin martini

My mom introduced me to these a couple of years ago and I really wish she hadn't because she created a monster. I have no shame in ordering these in a dumpy smokey pool bar. They are just so delish! 

3. Chard

To be more specific, I love all wine. But chardonnay is so crisp and refreshing way to toast the end of a hard work day and start the night! 

4. Shots(z). 

"You wanna take a shot?" "Do you want to breathe air? Yup!" 

Allow me to introduce you to your new fav transportable, on-the-go, always ready whenever you are, best tailgate pal Twisted Shotz. I waited tables for about 10 years, but never bartended. I have no clue what mixes together to form the perfect shooter, nor do I care to know. The cost of buying 4 different liquors / mixers to make a round of shooters is not something I can dig. 

What I can dig are these guys. 

Twisted Shotz sent me a bunch of shots to review for you guys. They are delicious and I brought them with me to each concert and sporting event I attended in the past month. Since they are so small, several of them easily fit in my purse. When I went to the EDM concert with Helene, I brought some in with me. 

Step One. Unzip Side Compartment

Step two. Cut hole in side compartment 

Step three. Insert shot in the area you cut a hole in. Shots will now be on the bottom layer of your bag, underneath the lining and undetectable during a bag search. Bada bing bada boom! 

Step Four. Skip the bar line that is 4 hours long, enjoy shot. 

Each shot comes pre-made with two separate flavors, both actual liquors, and the flavors mix when you take the shot to form the perfect shooter. They have tons of different flavors. My favorites were the Bourbon and Honey, Blazin Apple and Rattlesnake. 

You can find these guys all over the country, and definitely in my two favorite states Texas and Tennessee. Click here to find the liquor store closest to you that sells them, then promptly pack them in your tailgatin' cooler. And remember to always drink responsibly and root for the Vols and Cowboys. 

Twisted Shotz were provided to Venus Trapped in Mars for review but all opinions are my own. Don't be dumb, be 21. (p.s. I just made that up, but I think it would make a good under age anti-drinking campaign)