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Also, be sure to check out my 2014 Fantasy Football Team Names Post
Fantasy Football team names for girls in every type of league.
Including some for you girly girls
In in to Win it // Embracing the Girly Girl // Talk Dirty to Me // I'm Normal
Foster: Australian for Touchdown
Wam Bam thank you Cam
Joe Buck yourself
Can't keep a Blackmon down
Belichick yo self before you Rex yo self
Rated R for Gore
I'm Sorry Fred Jackson (I am fo reaaaallll)
Winning is my Forte
No Faulkin Chance
Kalil Me Maybe?
Sacks in the City
Wake me up Before you Romo
Va-Jay-Jay Cutler
Aaron Rompers
Brady Gaga
Luck be a Lady
ABC, Easy as RG3
When Life Gives you Clemmons
Romosexual
So You Think you can Dansby?
That's not my Namath
Frankly, you're Goregeous
The Tittsburgh Feelers
Two Mannings One Cup
Urine Trouble
Vick in a Box
Multiple Gore-gasms
Romo Witten his Pants
Big Ben's Prom Dates
Michael Vick's cause for Paws
Too much Junk in your Crotchery
No Punt Intended
Sproles Royce
RG - 3PO
Dez Dispenser
Tootsie Sproles
Harder Better Foster Stronger
Too Legit to Britt
Hakeem, I saw, I Conquered
Golden Tate Bridge
I make it Dwayne on these Bowes
FaBrees
Minnesota Bi-Queens
Cam you see my Newtons?
Softer than a Brady's bottom
Haha Vick in a Box.... I think that's my favorite!
ReplyDeleteUm I peed a little with "Joe Buck Yourself" PERFECTION.
ReplyDeleteummm... loving the multiple gore-gasms...haha these are awesome... If I play, know that this list will come in handy for the team name! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're right. So many options! These are awesome. With my post and your post today, I think we should now start a blogger fantasy football league.
ReplyDeleteMan I wish I had seen this post! I named myself the Nini Kats (I wasted no time on thinking) And I already made my logo so I can't change it :(
ReplyDeleteI would name my fantasy team the sparkle ponies in your honor.
ReplyDeleteLOVE! I normally try to end up with Dwayne Bowe on my team so I think I might have to borrow that one. If there's a blogger FF league, I want in!
ReplyDeleteHahaha can always count on you for a laugh, I might need to use Wam Bam Thank You Cam! Go Panthers!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, these are all fantastic! I'm loving No Punt Intended :)
ReplyDeleteI would totally be in for a fantasy league in blog land. Also, the amount of these that you were able to come up with is just amazing. Bravo.
ReplyDeletePretty sure I'm going to be learning everything there is about fantasy football just so that I can have a team name!!
ReplyDeleteYou're a freaking genius! I love ALL of these names. I play in a fantasy team every year and never can come up with an awesome name. You, my friend, are just the smartest damn person ever.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun post idea! I'm just joining a few leagues now. Gonna take those boys down!
ReplyDeleteOmg can't believe you came up with all these ideas!! I played fantasy football once and it made watching games bearable but now that I'm gonna be apart from my bf for football season I don't think in gonna be watching much! Haha
ReplyDeleteGahhhh I don't know how you do it. Killing me ded over here. Now I have to sign up for Fantasy Football so I can use one. Speaking of that.. are you doing a blogger league? You need to!!
ReplyDeletePS. I linked up and I think that's allowed because you changed the rules?! Meep.
Oh my god that talk dirty to me section had me rolling. Now I'm thinkin I should compete against my husband in FF!
ReplyDeleteLet's do a blogger league!!!! I want to play this year because manfriend made me watch him play last year. And I want a dirty name. Or a girly name. Maybe a combination of the two?
ReplyDeletedamn girl, you are so clever!!!!! i dont really follow football but do know the names that you are referring to. holy shit, you are just so witty! i love this post :D even though i [hate] football!
ReplyDeletethese are amazing. I don't play so yea.. but i still cracked up at most of them
ReplyDeleteThese were all epic. I think I may go with Foster: Australian for Touchdown. I play with the same group of guys from high school every year, so its time for a change. I've always been Ante Up Boys, they'll be shocked at the change.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever been so excited to send a post to my fiance like ever. Well actually ever. I never have.
ReplyDeleteJoe Buck Yourself = best.name.ever.
ReplyDeleteThis is an A+++ post...fantastic!
I also like Two Mannings One Cup but I hate Eli so I could never use it.
Tittsburgh Feelers pahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI freaking love this! I'm totally using one of these this year, likely from the Talk Dirty To Me category. Mine are usually boring.
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ReplyDeleteBrady Gaga!! These are all AMAZING! I'm definitely finding a league to play in now.
ReplyDeleteI love this post! I actually did LOL a few times; my boyfriend looked over ot make sure I was okay. This year might be my first time as a league Commissioner...yikes!
ReplyDeleteYou have a real talent, my friend. The naughty section is my favorite, obviously.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Back That Asomugha Up is absolutely the only reason I'll be playing Fantasy Football today.
I would definitely be The Tittsburgh Feelers! Bahaha
ReplyDeleteVa-Jay-Jay Cutler is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteI'm working on my post to link up. I swear.
AHHH! Every year I have the hardest time coming up with a name! I'm saving this for the fall! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteSharing this with my boyfriend and hope he picks Two Mannings One Cup
ReplyDeleteBelichick yo self before you Rex yo self. perfection.
ReplyDeleteHahaha these are awesome! I always use Steelin Hearts :)
ReplyDeleteMy team is: Victorious Secret and even the guys I play with laughed at it.
ReplyDeleteOH and I forgot that my brother's team for the longest time was "The Romosexuals" and he is a dallas cowboys fan!
DeleteI LOVE this post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't have time this week due to some family issues but will be back next week!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't have time this week due to some family issues but will be back next week!!!
ReplyDeleteBuhahaha love these all , gimme Tootsie Sproles maybe?
ReplyDeleteNoor @ Noor's Place
Hahahaha I can't contain it..hilarious.. and now I totally want to join in on some fantasy football with the guys here at work.
ReplyDeletesweet baby jesus, did you come up with ALL of those by yourself? you, madam, are a genius. I'm not even into fantasy football and I'm way impressed.
ReplyDeleteThese are amazing! I almost want to play fantasy football this year just so I can use one!
ReplyDeleteI am very seriously considering taking part in a fantasy football league this year just so I can use one of these awesome names. Mad props.
ReplyDeleteHaha love these!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun idea, I love this!
ReplyDeletexx
Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
I did fantasy football for the first time last year in an ALL GIRL group!!! It was awesome because none of us had any idea of what we were doing! So we're doing it again this year!! My team name??? ASS INTERFERENCE. And my avatar is Coco's ass.
ReplyDeleteThese are FANTASTIC!!
ReplyDeletewords cannot describe how freakin' pumped i am for fantasy football to start!
ReplyDeleteVick in a box...softer than a Brady's bottom...DYING! I am so so so excited for fantasy football season it's not even funny. Although Aaron Hernandez killed some dudes and now he's in jail which is a shame cause he was one of my best players last season!
ReplyDeleteOh my! These were awesome. High five Sarah!
ReplyDeleteI. Love. These. I'm playing in my first FF league this year and I am pumped to use one of these names! And I read them to my bf who laughed so hard! Congrats lady, so creative!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely going to hit up this list come draft time. I need something fun. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. One of my fellow FF teammates named my team - 1st and 16 and Pregnant (one of my coworkers and I were obsessed with the show at the time).
ReplyDeleteGenius. This is genius. I'm so glad we chatted about this on Twitter!
ReplyDeleteMy team name last year was Cleats & Cleavage... but I think I might be using one of these this year! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteALSO, could you do a post on some taglines?! I can never think of cool ones :(
ReplyDeleteMy Favorite one is Breaston Plants... however Steve Breaston was releasted yesterday-- so I need a new name!
ReplyDeleteI have Jimmy Graham of the NOLA Saints ... so my team name is Follow Me On InstaGraham
ReplyDeleteI have Jimmy Graham of the NOLA Saints ... so my team name is Follow Me On InstaGraham
ReplyDeleteLove Belichick Yo Self (huge fan of the Patriots!!) :) Thanks for sharing all these.... Definitely get's the creative juices flowing!
ReplyDelete-Allie @ www.peachfullychic.com