Let me first start off by presenting an open letter to Slade's Brother, Kent Smiley.
Dear Kent Smiley,
WOOF! My name is Sarah. You are sooooooo fine. You know how some women buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well I don't even own a car. #boom. I also have excellent credit. I hear you refuel fishing tanks for a living or something? I wasn't listening that closely last night. I couldn't stop staring at your teeth. That's cool, I advertise those motors you fill for a living. Sexxxaayyy right? Just one question, do you like pizza? Cause I want a pizza dat boo-tay.
Love,
Your future wife lover
Sarah
Ok, glad I got that over with. I was really nervous to write that. I hope he responds!!
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that screenshot. omg. i'm dying. my tuesday is now amazing.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy you did this. Just so happy.
ReplyDeleteI'm a sucker for corny jokes and you just added quite a few to my "go-to" list.
ReplyDeleteI do not know who slade or his bother is...I am really behind on my tv watching this summer! Regardless the letter is quite entertaining! Happy tuesday my friend :)
ReplyDeleteLol....whoa. That's all I got.
ReplyDeleteAlso...I love checking out your sponsors. I always find at least two new bloggies to read :) Can't wait til I'm up there!
Hahaha "I want a pizza that boootay!" Gotta use that the next time I'm picking up hotties in da club.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great love letter, ha ha!
ReplyDeleteI loved those knock knock jokes. I got a few new ones in my arsenal now :D
Oh Slade's brother.... oh slade! They're so special!
ReplyDeletepizza dat...hahahahahhahahahaha I just died. Well done. Apparently I really have to watch this episode. Missed it last night.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! Ha!!! I hope he responds too. ;)
ReplyDeletePlease let him respond!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. I had a similar reaction when I saw him too haha
ReplyDeleteDaisy me rollin, why can't i be more creative like that. classic.
ReplyDeleteOh Kent, my beloved Kent...
ReplyDeleteWait? Is that really Slade's brother? I missed the last episode!!! We have to catch it when it replays this weekend.
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Omg. I cannot wait to watch RHOC tonight. Annnd I'm stealing the phrase wife lover to refer to myself from now on as long as you don't mind!!
ReplyDeleteHoping he responds!! :D
ReplyDeleteOk I have no idea who Kent Smiley is
ReplyDeleteOmg. I'm dying over here at Starbucks. People are looking at me like crazy. LOL
ReplyDeleteXx- new blog reader :)
I'm loving all the jokes!
ReplyDeletebahahahahhaaha dying over here!!!
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