I don't win giveaways.
I don't win on slot machines.
My teams don't win.
All I do is lose lose lose.
My mom wins. She is lucky. I won't inherit that luck until, well.... no time soon.
So a funny thing happened on the way to the forum yesterday.
I won a mother truckin giveaway.
That is right. I won Brin's giveaway yesterday afternoon.
And what does Sarah win, you ask?
Well if that is not hilarious, then my middle name ain't LeQuisha.
So when Carly from the Pinot Project said...
I of course got to thinking....
Here are a list of things I hate. Now may I please win them?
Super Bowl XLVIII tickets bore snore
Rangers tickets any game would be terrible to see
Tennessee Football season tickets boo VOLS
Beyonce concert tickets she probably will sweat on you anyways
Airline Miles and what is with airline food?
Cash I'm really more of a debit card girl
All of my pins from this board here i bet they would be too small anyways
A golden ticket to see Willy Wanka i bet the gold makes the chocolate taste terrible
NYC Penthouse who would want to live that high in the air?
An instant calorie remover tool for all my favorite foods i like being heavy
Meet and great with any of the following people would be TERRIBLE:
Will Ferrell
Zach Galifianakis
Miranda Lambert
Adam Sandler
Ryan Gossling
Ryan Reylonds
Sandra Bullock
AT&T Kid Commercial Guy
Jason Segel
Geico pig
Jason Sudeikis
Meeting any of them would be terrible. I'm sure they are rude
Ok so that completes that list for today. My email address is sarah@socialandchic.com so go ahead and alert me to my winnings via email. KTHANKS.
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On to better things. Let's play a game.
because i'm a Sagittarius / only child, deadly combo that needs to be entertained at all times
Rules:
Vote for which of my sleepover buddies was the cutest kid
The sleepover buddy with the most votes after one week wins $25 to Sephora
Oh and because I have a money tree in my apartment...
One lucky VOTER will also win $25 to Sephora!
Autumn - The Unreal Life
Katrina - Kakers in Wonderland
Chelsea - Crazy Bullies
Nicole - Treasure Tromp
Magen - Sweet Magnolia
Gyps - They Call Me Gypsy Queen
Steph - Insert Classy Here
Christine - Life with a side of coffee
Erin - The Party Girl's Guide
Stevie - Colorful Commotion
Vanniee - Viva Beauty
Patricia - Kisses & Croissants
Nini Kat - What's New Nini Kat?
Erin (Levi!) - Sugar Magnolia
Kenzie - Life according to Kenz
Beth - Hang On, Honey
Adriana - Dog Hair is an Accessory
Seriously, how do I even pick one??? I have to go with Erin at The Party Girl's Guide because she probably posed for that exact same photo last week.
ReplyDeletei am insulted...it has been over a year since I was last photographed in the nude
DeleteHahaha I had the same thought
DeleteNaked baby pic for the win. Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteif i'm not the cutest, I am at least the sluttiest! that helped me out in college.
DeleteI am the only one who showed boob!!
ReplyDeleteUmm pretty sure I just messed that rafflecopter thing up and instead of putting who I voted for I put "im going to leave a comment" whoops lol. I vote for that beautiful child Levi, who has the coolest mom in the world, duh!
ReplyDeleteThis is intense competition! I don't think I'd even vote for me and my top knot.
ReplyDeleteAs always, you make me laugh! Congrats on your win!!!
ReplyDeleteBahaha you won a vino to go. How ironic. Don't switch to the dark side please. I need somebody to continue not understanding them with me.
ReplyDeleteWho did I vote for... I'll narrow it down to two & say her name starts with K. ;)
ReplyDeleteOmg....I am voting for Steph because that picture is classic. I can't wait until I get to come to the sleepoverrrrrrr!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAH this is just so creative and HILARIOUS! My vote is a secret ;) hee hee
ReplyDeleteI voted for Kenzie, but Autumn was a close second. Such cute pics!
ReplyDeleteYou got something for little girls in shades, huh? That sounds totally creeperish but you get what I'm saying. ;) Thanks lovey!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI voted for Steph- because I had that same superman outfit. WIN!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love the guy from the AT&T kid commercials too!! Those commercials always crack me up. :)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, you love the Geico pig too?!?!?! I just...I can't. He's too cute! And he has TEETH!!
ReplyDeleteI voted for Erin, though I LOVED Steph and Autumn's too!
ReplyDeletemagen sweet magnolia
ReplyDeleteVoted for Steph's pouty face ;-)
ReplyDeletehaha I voted to Autumn. Her get up is the most funky: leather jacket, sunglasses and a tro-colored cap to boot. Hammer time!
ReplyDeleteYessssss I'm so excited
DeleteI wish I was a sleepover buddy! I was one adorable kid, don't know what happened though.
ReplyDeleteI choooooooooose Jackie
I simply cannot choose that. But my vote is for myself. Whoops
ReplyDeleteLOVING IT. Voted for Autumn :)
ReplyDeleteIm dying. these pictures are hilarious. Freaking genius friend for a contest.
ReplyDeleteSteph! It was a very close race though.
ReplyDeleteI voted for Nicole!
ReplyDelete-Sharon
The Tiny Heart
Scarf Giveaway!
I voted for Vaniee. She was adorable! Too funny that you won those cups.
ReplyDeleteI voted for Autumn because her outfit is killa.
ReplyDeleteErin @ Party Girl's Guide, because took the risk and posed nude and everyone knows that's the fastest track to stardom. But for reals, BEST CONTEST EVER.
ReplyDeleteyou made the right choice!
DeleteI actually got some votes. I'd like to thank my mother for picking out this picture. I freaking love your games, also I love your picture at the top. I feel like we would have been friends as children and possibly made other people's lives more difficult.
ReplyDeleteNow you can safely do double dutch while sipping wine...on a playground...with children...good luck with that!
ReplyDeleteGeez, how can you pick one?! There are some cute (and hilarious) pics right here. Narrowed it down to five... then three... and then ended up with Gyps from They Call Me Gypsy. I'm a sucker for big blue eyes....
ReplyDeleteall the pictures are SOO cute!! but i HAVE to pick Christine - Life with a side of coffee.....BECAUSE she has a lamb chop doll! I had the same one!! and why in the world is she posing with it in her dance picture?!?! lol
ReplyDeleteHahaha thanks!! I'm posing with it because it was part of our routine but I don't remember why ha!
DeleteI voted for @thejanklife aka Autumn
ReplyDeleteI voted for Erin's little guy! :)
ReplyDeleteI voted for Adriana @ Dog Hair is an Accessory !
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ReplyDeleteHow funny! I voted for Beth at Hang On, Honey!
ReplyDeleteThese outfits are out of control. I think I'll have to vote for Autumn.
ReplyDeleteErin Levi - Sugar Magnolia
ReplyDeleteI loved what you said about winning giveaways! I feel like I'm one click away from my next big haul. Which will be never ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Ninja turtle girl. Love it!
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard when I so the picture of your winnings. So timely considering your post yesterday.
These are all so fabulous! I voted for Hang on Honey- Beth!
ReplyDeletehang on honey
ReplyDeleteI voted for Autumn only because of her choice of clothing! I mean how adorable is she anyways! :)
ReplyDeleteShoot girl, you da bomb dot com.
DeleteI voted for Adrianna!!! :) God bless!
ReplyDeleteI vote for Christine! I mean how cute is that pic with lambchop!!
ReplyDeleteThank you!!!
Deletei vote for Sweet Magnolia, because she has a Gatorade water bottle and those are my favorite things to drink out of ever. way better than that wino to go shit or whatever it was you won...
ReplyDeleteI went with Adriana because she is adorable!
ReplyDeleteI vote for Beth!
ReplyDeleteI voted for Autumn, although Adriana was a close second.. I mean, who doesn't love the TMNT?!
ReplyDeleteWe look awesome! and we're pretty ballsy to show of our throwbacks lol.
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha!!! You totally asked for those wine sippies....now you have to start playing Candy Crush and watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette's every episode. ;)
ReplyDeletehahaha this was amaze-balls!! I voted for Kenzie! I love those shades and the colorful car seat!! Muah!
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Thanks, boo. Partyin' like a rockstar since '95. I think I still have those shades somewhere! ;)
DeleteI voted for Nicole at Treasure Tromp! Cute pic and I believe I had that jacket also,lol!
ReplyDeleteI never win things either. Such a bummer sometimes, but whatever. This is suxh a cute little giveaway idea!!! I voted for Gyps!
ReplyDeleteI love this!! SO cute!
ReplyDeleteI voted for Erin and Levi - he is just TOO cute.
ReplyDeleteVoted for Autumn! Tough choice!
ReplyDeleteI voted for Autumn. :)
ReplyDeleteNaked baby!
ReplyDeleteLauren
7X7 Remix!
Exploring My Style
BETH- Hang On, Honey!! So cute!!!
ReplyDeleteErin , lol, naked + look = cute
ReplyDeleteJennifer Dysart
Obvi voted for Adriana since anyone who hangs with TMNT is on my team.
ReplyDeleteIf I loved you anymore my heart would explode. SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW I LIVED MY LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING YOU.
ReplyDeleteI voted for Vanniee...adorable!
ReplyDeletegotta go with my girl steph! and it is absurd that you won that wine thing… is this a joke??
ReplyDeleteI based my vote solely on the Ninja Turtle in Adriana's photo. Because, hello, childhood heroes.
ReplyDeleteVoted for Steph - Insert Classy Here
ReplyDeleteI vote for Gyps - They Call Me Gypsy Queen
ReplyDeleteI voted for Katrina, look at that smile!
ReplyDeleteawww shucks, :o)
DeleteI voted for Erin - The Party Girl's Guide!
ReplyDeletestephanie ann
Super hard to choose just one, cause they're ALL so darn adorbs. But I gotta say, I adore Autumn's outfit and pose! Super cuteness.
ReplyDeleteSteph totally takes my vote on this one solely because of the Tomboy factor. I feel a kinship with anyone who wore boy costumes because I was the same.
ReplyDeleteI had such a hard time picking but I went with Patricia... just too cute :)
ReplyDeletePatricia! too cute!
ReplyDeleteI voted for Christine!
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