Will the Real Venus Please Stand Up

Hi peeps. I'm THE REAL VENUS.

Don't let my mom fool you, she always does that ish. HER NAME IS SARAH WEBB. My name is Venus. I'm not trapped in Mars either, I'm right here in Texas. Mom is soooo full of it. She doesn't even know how to Snapchat or use a Vino2go #loser.

My mom has been keeping me a secret for three moths now. I guess she doesn't love me as much as she loves my big bother, General. He is really the breadwinner of the family. I mean, General knows how to give high five and I still can't figure it out so I really do understand why he is the favorite. Props to Gee.

I am a bit totally crazy. I am an adopted Jack Russell / dachshund mix, but I'm pretty sure my dad, the dachshund was BS because I'm crazier than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams. I get so excited I pee myself at times, just like Vicky from Real Housewives. 

When my mom leaves to go to work, my day usually consists of tormenting my big brother, Gee Neyland. I like to jump on his head, bit his ears, yank at his tail while he is trying to sleep. I also love stealing his bed and toys when he isn't looking. Basically, I act just like every girl that moves into a boys apartment. This space is mine now, biaaaa! 

This potty training thing is for sissy dogs. I'll pee outside when my mom takes me out in the morning and at night, but I still love to pee all day, every day, everywhere in the apartment. It is fun for me. I like to think of myself as that last little piggy on your toe, just wee wee wer all the way over my home. 

My mom and I are besties. I'm so happy to be part of the family and not living in that cage they had me in at the kennel. I did not like that AT ALL. Plus they took my iphone away from me when I checked in to the kennel. Not cool, bro. Not cool. I think I'll stay with this fam for a while. They are alright.

Is she staying forever with us, Mom? Because that is NOT cool.

You said I just needed to deal until Tuesday....

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So now that you have met the real Venus, I want to introduce you to one of the many gorgeous girls on my sidebar. This one just happens to be one of my best friends, college roommate and sorority sister! 

Magen has a fashion sense that is second to none. She is what I like to call bohemian chic. She always looks like a million bucks. In honor of college football sooo close on the horizon, I asked Magen to recommend some great Gameday outfits for a Southern Football tailgate! 

J.Crew cowgirl top / J.Crew striped top / J.Crew midi skirt / J.Crew distressed jeans / Old Gringo tall cowboy boots / Tory Burch bag / Kate Spade / Tory Burch studded wrap bracelet / Ray-Ban ray ban sunglasses

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Also, I recommend following her on Pinterest and Twitter too!