I am just working on putting together my Modeling portfolio for the Youcouldneverbeamodel Agency and I thought I would share with you a bit of my portfolio. My looks are all vastly different. Every time that camera comes out, you never know what you are going to get from Venus "Donkey Booty" Webb. For one there is Ferrari, dang, yes Ferrai. And then, thennnnn there is magnum which was released in the Summer of 2010. And who in their right mind could forget Le Tigre that started it all.
And now.... the moment you have ALL been waiting for. The release of
BLUE STEEL.
Captivating.
This post is brought to you by the letter P.
P is for please excuse the dumbest post of all time. I had something big planned but it won't be ready until tomorrow. This is what happens when I have 30 minutes to prepare. I apologize from the bottom of my heart for this mess.
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I'm giving away $15 to Sephora over at Life of Meg.
Go enter because it is JUST me in the giveaway so you have a really good chance of winning!
Come back tomorrow for an awesome awesome awesome mystery box.
***ohhhhhh ahhhh the mystery box***
LOL you look gorgeous in all of your pics :)
ReplyDeleteYou need to share the pretty ok! Lol. Ferrari and Magnum are my faves. And you're makeup is wonderful!
ReplyDeletei love your face.
ReplyDeleteLove it. I do the arch backed pose for some reason EVERY SINGLE TIME. If I don't do that pose, I just look sloppy so it is sticking around for a while.
ReplyDeleteLove your pictures! You are too funny (:
ReplyDeleteOooh, aaah, mystery box!
You should really be a super model. Love it.
ReplyDeleteNope, I like this post. If I put together ridiculous pictures of me.... Maybe I should do that...
ReplyDeleteyou so talented. please try blue steel next time!
ReplyDeleteI loved this post! :) You are gorgeous too btw
ReplyDeleteI love this because it is ridic. A friend from grad school has a cat named Ferrari. It is the fattest most ridiculous cat ever.
ReplyDeleteOmg I am dying!! This is ridiculous and the greatest thing I have ever seen.
ReplyDeletei mean, if someone is upset over you posting those faces over and over then they are stupid.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I need to watch Zoolander
ReplyDeletehaha this is amazing. Also, I totes have that pink phone.. haha it's a great prop for singing to "Call Me Maybe," other than that it's not all that practical.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Treasure Tromp-- now I might buck all productivity for the day and go watch Zoolander!
ReplyDeleteLoooove Zoolander. I fell in love with my hubby when I realized we were both doing blue steel in a photo.
ReplyDeleteyou win all the prizes. the most important being "mac attack's favorite person of all time" award that comes with a finger puppet prize.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you calling this a stupid post!? I love it. I think the rushed posts are always the best. They are the truest to the blogger. I also say this since all of my posts are rushed... Haha!
ReplyDeleteLOL this post was so entertaining! You are such a funny writer! I am checking out Life of Meg now :P xo
ReplyDeletePahaha! I love you! This is amazing. I totally have a face like this. It is mouth closed with waaaayy too much teeth and big bulgy eyes. It is in about 80% of my pictures.
ReplyDeleteSo basically you're just always ready to give head.
ReplyDelete(You have to admit, my comment makes sense!)
XO.
Samm
www.dysfunctionaleverafter.com
Hahhaha this is hilarious!! I think Le Tigre might be my favorite, but I don't know they are all so good.
ReplyDeletexox
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