If you are new to these there parts of the internets I call Venus Trapped in Mars, well you may not know that I am over the top competitive. I compete with the girl in front of me at turbo kick, I compete with the random stranger in the OTHER popcorn line to see who makes it to the front first, I even compete to get in and out of the bathroom faster than the guys.
Side note: How do they pee, wash and dry their hands THAT fast? I'll never know.
Check. Geeze we got it, you like to compete...
Well when I heard from Jess that ESPNW was doing a photo a day challenge on the insta-machine here... well I'm sure you could guess this girl wanted to play.
Then I thought, who needs someone else's contest when you can make your own contest? I post such a wide variety of pictures, I have insane amounts of creativity oozing from my pores, I am a professional photographer (since I own an iphone5) I'll just build a challenge based on pictures I already have on my Instagram.
Let's see...
First things first. Need a Name and a Tagline.
Next: What kind of pictures to post...
Day #1: Post a picture of your dog named General Neyland
Day #2: Post a Picture of Your Food
Day #3: Post a picture of what you are currently drinking
This is too easy... how many days? 30? Psssht, no problem.
Day #4: Post a selfie
Day #5: Post Some Inspirational Words
Uhhh...
Day #6: Post a picture of something beautiful
Day #7: Post a picture without a filter
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This contest is stupid, anyways.
How about you just enter one of the Photo-a-day contests already happening?
Like the ESPNW #98daystoshine Photo Challenge.
Each day, you post a new picture to Instagram with the tag #98daystoshine + that day's number.
I would post...
@iamsarahwebb: "Listenin to Notorious B.I.G. Radio #98daystoshine #day3 @espnw #boom"
Now everyone go play.
But remember, I'll be competing against you.
