Any of the following are mentioned:
Tim Tebow
Darrelle Revis
(stupid big trade... Jet's traded Revis to Tampa Bay for pick number 13 in the draft)
Robert Griffin III
Andrew Luck
You hear the name of an SEC School
If the draft pick is described as a typical cliche (work horse, gym rat, etc.)
Drafted player is shown via satellite
Honey Badger
{Tyrann Mathieu- former LSU player with Lots-o-legal troubles}
A draft pick hugs his mama before he hugs anyone else
You see an ad for Leon Sandcastle/NFL Network
{this is also known as the best commercial ever made}
Anytime a draftee hugs Rodger Goodell (he's the NFL commissioner)
Manti Te'o gets made fun of
When your favorite team is mentioned
Someone cries on camera
If the crowd boos
If player looks unhappy over the team that picked him
If the player picked is wearing a bow tie
If a pick gets traded to another team during round 1
If a wide receiver or running back is selected
A team misses their pick
{teams are allotted 10 minutes to choose a player in round 1, if they run out of time, they lose the pick)
If a Kicker is selected first round
If a player is unhappy with the team that picked him and is openly vocal about it
Someone's suit splits open
Have any questions about this year's draft, I'm always happy to help!
Stay drunk my friends (I'm sure that won't be a problem)