Your final four teams:
Louisville // Michigan // Wichita State University // Syracuse
Number of people with a perfect bracket: 0 (that I was able to find on Yahoo, ESPN, CBS)
Number of Upsets This Year: 20 total upsets so far (if my calculations are correct)
A kid's leg popped out of his face.
Not really, but I am not going to be the one to give you details seeing as I won't watch it.
I don't do bones popping out of skin. Just not my bag, baby.
Don't worry, I will not show you ANYTHING like that on this blog.
Kevin Ware, just a sophomore from Louisville, went through surgery last night and Doctors said it went as well as it possibly could have gone.
Ware managed to tell his teammates, "Don't worry about me, I'll be ok, go on and win this thing."
Good thing they won...
And good thing Kevin Ware isn't a woman...
"I had a bone hanging out of my leg for you guys and you can't even beat measly Duke for me??"
My prayers go out to Kevin Ware. The whole nation really is behind you and your recovery.
Baseball Season started last night, yo! The Houston Astros beat MY Texas Rangers 8-2.
Buy me some peanuts and beer and beer and more beer and let's get cracker jacked up!
That's how the song goes right?
If you are feeling a bit rusty on your baseball knowledge check out this old post and let Carrie Bradshaw explain the batting lineup to you!
Brittney Griner lost. WAHOO! (IMO)
Who is Brittney Griner you ask?
She/He is arguably one of the best women's (?) college basketball players ever.
She can dunk.
And has a penis.
I mean testicles.
I'm not sure.
Ever seen the movie Juwanna Mann?
Yeah, think Juwanna Mann.
Baylor was the number 1 overall seed in the Women's tournament and personally I'm happy to say.. SEE YUH!
This leaves an open path to the National Championship for my Lady Vols.
Side note: Not all talented female athletes are butch... Look at my girl Candace Parker.
She can dunk. And she is gorgeous. #Boom Brittney Griner #Boom.
A player in the NFL with only ONE career playoff win in his NINE seasons in the NFL signed a
SIX YEAR
$150 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT
with AMERICA'S TEAM, THE DALLAS COWBOYS
I bring you... Tony Romo my friends. The luckiest man in the history of the NFL.
I'm not mad. At least I don't have to change my fantasy team name now (When in Romo...)
Funniest tweet I read regarding this situation: Of course Dallas Picked Six for Tony Romo.
That was long. I'm tired.
No one talk to me, I hate April Fools Day.
