What to wear to a...

Hold on to your headband kids, I'm about to do a fashion post.

Cue surprised face collage. I knew that one day I'd get to use this collage I made!

I went to a Dallas Mavericks game this weekend and was appalled at some of the outfits I saw.

Let's just say I was inspired to write this post.

I'll break this bad boy topic into three parts.

Part 1: What to wear to a Basketball Game

Disclaimer: no I am not a fashion blogger, no I am not a "fashionista"

I, however, am a "Maxxanista" and a "Foreveranista" and a "H&Mista"

and that about covers all my istas.

Each type of sport, and level calls for a different dress code.

And not every sport needs a $120 jersey. But some do...

Do's In the NBA

I recommend: Jeans, ballet flats and a cute top

lots-o-stairs, being able to easily walk I consider to be generally helpful.

{again, not a fashion blogger so I'm sorry if my idea of a cute top and yours is very different}

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it isn't even necessary to have on your team's logo...

-- or, if you trust celebs more than me --

Or my personal fav... Go on Ri Ri. Love it.

Don'ts for the NBA:

Please, no Jerseys. Jerseys are not cut for women or our side boobage.

No Stilettos, remember that whole walking thing I was talking about?

I don't care how freaking fabulous those Loubis are, leave em at home B.

No need for club attire. You can change later, Kim.

Do's for College Basketball:

You need to wear your team's logo and/or colors.

Unlike NBA,

the whole point here is to be nuts and crazy obsessed with your school.

HBO Girls reference time:

The NBA is like Hannah...

"I'm cool, I have a killer graphic t-shirt on and I'm laid back but awesome and edgy without trying"

NCAA is Shoshanna

"OMG like I totally love this team, like they are totes amazingnessballs. I mean I like respect the other team but I'm personally just not into them but I can totally respect them I just totally am into like my team and everything that my team does is so fabulous and like totally awesome."

My favorite look? Jeans, converse and a great T-shirt