Sports Illustrated released their list of the 50 Most Powerful People in Sports.
Of course it contained
NFL, NBA, MLB commissioners (presidents basically)...
A bunch of grey haired guys I had no idea who they were...
Team owners...
I thought the list was pretty legit until I arrived at this one...
Hedge fund DUDE?
I attempted to read that description of who the hedge fund dude is but then my head exploded.
The list only contained one woman, the chick from coca cola. (Unless you count a guy named Dana, then there were two women)
So that leads me to my point. They TOTALLY missed the most powerful force in sports...
GIRLFRIENDS!!
No, really freaking crazy.
As in catfish crazy.
As in here is my {imaginary}girlfriend
I'm sad that she just died.
I loved her.
Go Notre Dame.
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Did I mention I hate Jessica Simpson?
