A little background about the captain operating this ship...
I started this blog in 2010. I stopped after just a few months because I felt I had pigeon holed myself into just blogging only about sports. So I quit and started another stupid blog that was just a collection of my random thoughts and polyvore collages. That wasn't me at all.
So I came back a couple of months ago.
But I want to stay here, in your google reader.
I really don't want to quit again, so I may go one of my rants, or post my stupid polyvore collages or put some graphic design inspiration on here.
Like I said here I'm not 100% on sports every single moment of my life. Just 98.5%.
Hence my inspiration for Grinds my Gears and One that Doesn't...
1. DIY on Pinterest
If I ever want to immediately feel bad about myself all I have to do is jump on Pinterest and search, cooking, baking, DIY or LC's The Beauty Dept.
The good Lord, bless his heart, gave me hand eye coordination like you wouldn't believe.
If I drop my phone, I can catch it right before it hits the ground.
Makes me feel like a Ninja, or at least Spiderman.
He did not give me any home economics skills at all.
Example: I wanted to make these. It is a cookie, with icing, a crushed marshmellow for the head and all you have to do to decorate it is be able to do a somewhat straight line and make a dot.
Easy.
Not for me.
Nailed It.
2. Person is texting, person is texting, person is texting
Person is texting, person is texting, person is texting
Person is texting, person is texting, person is texting
Person is texting, person is texting, person is texting
Person says: What's up?
3. In mad men, when they sip straight whisky, bourbon, scotch
like it's easy.
I know darn well you don't find that easy or tasty, Peggy, so stop fronting.
Nailed it.
What doesn't grind my gears? When a kid gets pelted in the back with a football on TV
Thanks for stopping by,
but mainly, stay classy.
i can't pin and then do anything. also yes. i spit out straight alcohol. sickening.
ReplyDeleteI know, not sure why "shooters" are considered girly. Taste buds are taste buds, they should be standard in men and women.
DeleteGirl, those cookies look delicious. I'd absolutely take them to a family party. Tells you a lot about MY family... And straight whiskey is painful. You know they're drinking iced tea on the rocls and calling it scotch. Fakers!
ReplyDeleteI KNEW IT! I'm on to those mad men liars!
DeleteHaha those photos drinking the whiskey!! Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought adding holiday flaire to the shot glass may make it taste better. It didn't.
DeleteI tried to make those cookies with my nieces... the four year old was 10x better than me. You're not alone.
ReplyDeleteI hate those kids these days and their culinary talents.
Deleteyou are maybe my new favorite person in the whole wide world. it helps you used to live in lexington and love sports. but. hey, I HATE DIY. It's not for me. I'm bad at it. I am not a domestic engineer. I'm better at drinking beer and watching basketball. It's a science.
ReplyDeleteYES MA'AM!! That is EXACTLY what I will be doing tonight, beer and bball!
DeleteThe second I saw that you were a Tennessee fan, I knew I had to follow you. Had to. And then I saw this post, and it sealed the deal.
ReplyDeleteSad day to be a Tennessee fan! At least we got the lady vols!!!!! :(
DeleteI'm so glad you are following!!!
hahaha this is awesome.
ReplyDeleteJust started following you! Love that I have found another sports fanatic. Can't wait to join the bracket!
ReplyDeleteAny Peyton commercial is pretty much amazing. This is one of my all time favs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FlwJwL6kdo
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YAY! I started this blog thinking that girly girls, like 99% of my girl friends that know nothing about sports was my target audience, but I'm starting to think it may be girls like you who do love sports!!! So glad to have you!
DeleteAnd... good lord isn't Peyton just the most precious thing! I love that commercial. But thanks for that, now I have CUT THAT MEAT, CUT THAT MEAT, CUT THAT MEAT stuck in my head!!! :)